James

When we signed Barton, didn't Dr. Spectrum say that Barton only plays well against Fulham and Boro?

Just my honest opinions of what I've seen of the game. Don't care if you don't agree.

So is Bianca aswel ! They had a child called Rolando Bianchi

Thats bullshit tbh.. Please elaborate...

Having a goalkeeper as one of your worst players is a good thing, as it means that he has had little to do.

Players in order of best to worst first half: Geremi Butt Viduka Faye Beye Enrique Owen Barton Taylor Harper Martins Usually I'd only be happy with the first few people on that list, but I'm happy with all the players so far.

The players are moving around very well and slotting into spaces left by others. Geremi has been in the middle, on the right, and at right back.

The goal. Very clever play and well taken.

Excellent first 10 mins. Hangeland is shit.

Well if we win with the teams from left to right, I won't complain, having them from right to left hasn't helped us this season, and perhaps this new method will make a real difference to how we play. ()

Care face -> http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=50736.msg1233901#msg1233901

Right to left man.

He trolls forums under the guise of t0m or other aliases.

Prediction or what you're hoping for? Worst case scenario. Incorrect. He's the only survivor. Yeah, he's like Ted from Heroes Season 1 in that although he discharges a lot (exclamation marks instead of radiation in this case) when he angers, he himself isn't hurt by it.

Prediction or what you're hoping for? Worst case scenario.

Newcastle 0 - 4 Fulham Own goal and sending off for Barton, Hangeland hat trick. Harry-Norway to explode in an attack of exclamation marks with Scandinavia being completely flattened by the blast.

http://www.gitsiegirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/lost%20hurley%20sun%20candy%20bar.jpg Would be an improvement on Dawson as well tbh. Perhaps that is what Mourinho meant when he said that Spurs park their bus in front of the goal.

Beaten to that gag tbh.

Probably something to do with the fact that once the season started, Allardyce apparently did no high-intensity training, and by the time Keegan took over, half our players were knackered by half time due to lack of regular conditioning. Less high intensity training = less injuries in general.

I think it's basically a number that the referee writes into his match report. Its not perfect, the lowest average rating is 6.9, all very subjective, but its fair to say that the team's ranking in this category generally reflects the reality. So it's a load of fucking shite then? I never said it wasn't I was just trying to explain why some dirty teams are higher than they should be.

I think it's basically a number that the referee writes into his match report. Its not perfect, the lowest average rating is 6.9, all very subjective, but its fair to say that the team's ranking in this category generally reflects the reality.

Chelsea: Red and Yellow Cards = 20th Positive Play = 4th Respect Towards Opponents = 20th Respect towards referees = 20th Behaviour of Officials = 18th That pretty much shows how our bad play has put us below a team with truly dreadful discipline.

Newcastle: Red and Yellow Cards = 13th Positive Play = 18th Respect Towards Opponents = 14th Respect towards referees = 9th Behaviour of Officials = 10th So basically we a fairly average in terms of the behaviour of players and officials, but Allardyce created an ugly team that has put us way down the table.

Positive play means that you are looking to win by playing good football rather than by kicking pieces out of your opponent.

Nah, we'd be 13th. We are 18th when it comes down to positive play which correlates to the quality of football played. Eh? I thought this was the kicking people list. The tables are made up as follows: R/Y = Red & Yellow Cards - Maximum 10 pts per Match (Red 3pts, Yellow 1pt) P/P = Positive Play - Maximum 10 pts per Match R/O = Respect Towards Opponent - Maximum 7 pts per Match R/R = Respect Towards Referee - Maximum 7 pts per Match B/O = Behaviour of Officials - Maximum 6 pts per Match