James

I think you've both been either semi-whooshed or whooshed by HTT, which isn't something to be proud about.

Good. Aren't some transfers not announced until September 1st, due to the backlog at FA HQ, with all faxes before 00:00 accepted?

Source?

I think pretty much everyone on here already knows about that thanks. Nope.

Club Photographer Ian Horrocks hasn't uploaded the usual large repertoire of training pics on Getty, suggesting most have been held back until we announce what is needed to be announced.

That translates as: players staying: players going to Newcastle:

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We don't normally get Allardyce transfers through until mid-evening. Smith is the only exception that comes to mind.

Despite Marseille and the player thinking that he is coming here?

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Source? http://www.newcastleutd-mad.co.uk/news/loadnews.asp?cid=TMNW&id=351161 Made up I'm afraid.

Source?

Nah but I've got nowt better to do. I've wait for this stupidp lumber to leave because one of my pipes burst. "How long do you reckon it will take" "Wellllllllllll, probably at least 4 hours" "Really?" "Aye complicated job this you've got a pressure problem with your boiler" f****** cowboy I reckon If he is he's an odd one. It' that british gas cover thing. So its free. He'll probably ask you if you fancy a bum! Aye he looks like he might putt from the rough. best be careful. Aye wouldn't want your arse looking like a blood orange! True. Anyway I'm sick of this waiting. Might send an email to .com and see if I can get them to publish something random. Be patient! It may be a good or bad thing that were waiting so long! If the deals are already tied up, we might have a 3rd in the pipeline! Pardon he pun! But if bad it can only be personal terms being thrashed out! SA is probably just doing the tactics for tomorrows match, so that could be where the delay is! I've seen a few interviews with BS in his office and you can see his tactics board and its always the same - guess. I hope we do see a 3rd but I'll be happy with 2. 9 quality signings is pretty decent for a summer. To be fair, the 'interviews' was just a single interview chopped up into several snippets.

Although Shola could theoretically get called up for Nigeria if he gives up on England.

What a difference twelve months can make

Its just waiting for Beye and Faye really, although people are dreaming of a third player.

Having missed the last two summer transfer deadline days, I can't comment, but would others say that this is the most chilled out its been?

My Source at the club shop tells me that Faye is 8 and Beye is 12

Breaking News: Beye's flight from Marseille to Newcastle has been HIJACKED by Perugia's ex-chairman, who has changed the flight destination to Buenos Aires where teaming up with Kia Joorabchian, a new South American dream team will be set up featuring Diego Maradona and former England U21 international Jay Boothroyd.

That would be you, seeing as your IP matches. I love checking Wiki edits against IPs. Admin are all a bunch of voyeurs Bet you all know more about everyone than people realise.

Ten Hours, Fifty Minutes

Or wherever I go. We should look at Sturgis too. Sturgis Podmore?

Shame there's not an Airport closer to Newcastle that they could have flew to. Maybe they thought that if he'd arrived at Newcastle Airport he'd have been spotted to easily, so go to the smaller one instead. Anyway, where've these stories came from. The guy who does the score updates on matchday on bbc.co.uk is doing a transfer deadline day update in a similar format, with rumours being texted and emailed.

Realistically, I dont think that will happen BTW, but Beye certainly gives us that option, and we could use all 4 of 442, 451, 433 and 352 in one game without changing the players on the pitch.