Keefaz

Was immense. Him and Jonas couldn't stop running today. That'll explain the offsides, then. there is just no way you have ever played football or can even have a respected opinion on football. Was a joke.

Probably just console himself with a lovely big pie.

Let's go out and bum them off the pitch.

Think I prefer the floated set-penis to the mad one Cabaye tried tonight.

Was immense. Him and Jonas couldn't stop running today. That'll explain the offsides, then.

Are people really saying if we'd adopted more attacking strategy we'd have gone through tonight? Don't see it.

Aye, but he made loads of kicks look difficult. Never seen a Brazilian worse at kicking a football.

What absolute bullshit. (second sentence) Whatever. A manager who secured us a memorable 2-0 victory to get us in the semis of a major European league? People would be saying he got it spot on, man.

I think he said he was mental. French, innit? Nope. Called him a fool in plain old english Thought he said, "Vous etes fou?!"

Well, aye, he is limited. We're talking about Alan Pardew here, not Arsene Wenger.

Thought he did alright, tbh. If Ben Arfa had scored and we'd won 2-0, everyone'd be singing his praises. It's a fine line. Don't agree that we'd have been better off attacking from the off: Benfica would've bummed us.

I think he said he was mental. French, innit?

Should Shola have had a pen, btw? Looked like it to me.

Love him, tbh.

Delivered one of the worst crosses I've ever seen. Out of form and grumpy as fuck. Cheer up, Yo.

Wonder why Cabaye played so deep. Basically a centre-half the entire first 45.

Also, can't Benfica afford a goalkeeper who can actually kick a football?

Not convinced.

Got a fat arse.

Been smashing the past 4/5 games. Wonder where that came from?

If Shola could dive as well as this Portuguese lot, we'd have won the tie.

Benfica, man, easily.

Can't imagine Milan would want him, tbh.

I'm not a massive fan by any means, but let's give him another season with his players, a good pre-season and experience. Having said that, I fully expect him to be gone in January 2014.

Had a pretty decent game other than that. Better than Yanga-Mbiwa.