Keefaz

Shit and Shitter.

Thats just stupid really and no relevence to the thread ,atleast name some players you have seen play and know about

Depends if your last name's Robert, tbh.

Was a big Hughes fan too. Could do a job anywhere, never complained, loved playing for the Toon. No idea why we sold him, tbh.

Would put Tiote and Barton in the middle with Routledge on the wing. But we can't. For whatever reason.

Robbie Keane, anyone?

Would N'Zogbia come back here?

No.

Let's dump him before people start talking about a testimonial.

I remember Shola at Chelsea and I know he crosses the ball fairly well at times (Birmingham away was a case in point) but I'm still genuinely surprised and impressed every time he manages to get the ball off the ground and with pace on. He'd have to become ludicrously good before I'm able to let go of this stereotype of him unfortunately, it's just too deeply ingrained now Shola's fine with dead balls, tbh. Just seems to struggle when he has to deal with a ball in motion. I'm talking about Jonas taking corners McBeefaz, sort yourself out! I was talking about Jonas. Edit: Heh? Apparently, I was talking about Shola.

I remember Shola at Chelsea and I know he crosses the ball fairly well at times (Birmingham away was a case in point) but I'm still genuinely surprised and impressed every time he manages to get the ball off the ground and with pace on. He'd have to become ludicrously good before I'm able to let go of this stereotype of him unfortunately, it's just too deeply ingrained now Shola's fine with dead balls, tbh. Just seems to struggle when he has to deal with a ball in motion.

Brilliant analysis, Alan.

David is correct. Somehow, we started the season with 6 or 7 good PL players. How many will we start the next campaign with?

Why would Ben Arfa play this season? What's the point?

Someone needs to explain sarcasm to these Yanks, and you're the man to do it.

Doesn't want to be here, clearly. Such a shame.

The season is over. Might as well give the kids some games, tbh.

Is this just so he can swap shirts? Sort it out, man, Pardew.

WHY? FFS!

Just blow, ffs.

Been our only player, tbh.

Not really.

The commentary I've had has been 90 minutes of tonguing Dalglish's hoop. Fuck off, man.

Never seen so many wasted set pieces in one game.