Keefaz

The ball-watching today, man.

Good run that.

That cunt gives Keiths a bad name.

Pires looks about 3,000 years old.

Pretty much.

Like the way Lawro said "double shuffle" as if that's an actual well-known expression.

Nicky Nicky Butt Nicky Butt...

Eh? That defending is ludicrous.

Wtf?

Lolz.

Serves the twat right for trying the bodycheck.

That was some shit defending.

Brilliant little back-heel, that.

Nee offence, mate, but do you realise how crap this team is? Do you have to be reminded that we were playing in the second division last year?

Good point?

8-0. "Thank fuck we've stopped being shit".

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/6036/sbr18062591.jpg

Who's said that? And who wouldn't want 'success on the cheap'? Piffle, man.

Whether I'd rather have £35m or Carroll is a tricky question. But £20m or Tiote? Easy: Tiote every time. There's no way we could replace him for £20m (who could we attract that could do his job as well as he does it?) and we'd break the team by selling him.

£12m? Rip, tbh.

Agree with that. Think he's doing alright, but suspect he's a wanker and ultimately doomed for that reason.

Jesus.

eh wtf?! http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/7002/benarfa.jpg Good skills Adam, sir. Just seen this.

Ft. Well played, lads. Good work Jonas, the strikers and, of course, The Emperor: Cheick Tiote.