Keefaz

I don't even know who he is.

I'd be surprised if that fella gets more than 2 minutes. That Asian lad probably won't get long either.

His success and celebrity is an absolute fucking mystery. Jessica Fletcher couldn't even work it out.

Genuinely interested to see how Zidane looks now. Bet he's still fucking brilliant, tbh.

"Up front: Zinedine and Mike."

Genuinely looking forward to this.

Materazzi and Zidane on the same team?

Nicky Butt is Legend. If Jamie Redknapp qualifies...

Ricky's in top shape, like.

Mmm... steakbake.

Is his superpower miscontrol?

Who's James Kyson Lee? Looks like he's never kicked a ball in his life.

Woody Harrelson can't even run, man.

Zizou's gonna chin Robbie Williams.

Internal problems and 'terrorist' threats. Hmmm... difficult to tell when the next one could be, tbh. 2050 was probably conservative now I think about it. Spain/Morocco co-host. First intercontinental World Cup. Not a bad idea, tbh. As likely as anything, Africa-wise.

He's on that bus. Half of the N. Korean team are gonna claim asylum after they get eliminated from the competition.

Internal problems and 'terrorist' threats. Hmmm... difficult to tell when the next one could be, tbh. 2050 was probably conservative now I think about it.

What he said, in fact.

Seriously, how many North Koreans do you think have access to Newcastle Online?

Egypt?

If SA make a mess of this World Cup, when will Africa get another shot at it? 2050?

Jesus Christ, what's going on in here?

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SUNDAY 6 JUNE 12.00-12.30, ESPN: FIFA World Cup Official Film 1978 18.00-22.00, ITV1: Soccer Aid There's no other football match like it. Where else would Zinedine Zidane pick up a lovely through ball from Mike Myers? Where else could you see Ricky Hatton elbow Gordon Ramsay off a cross or Alan Shearer embarrassed by some neat footwork from Simon Baker, star of The Mentalist? These names and dozens more join forces for an England v Rest of the World match in aid of Unicef. 21.00-22.00, BBC3: Wags, Kids and World Cup Dreams Five WAGs experience the reality of life behind the World Cup gloss by working in some of the poorest, most deprived neighbourhoods in South Africa. The WAGs fly to White River, a poor rural district with one of the highest rates of HIV infection anywhere in South Africa, where their job is to work as foster mothers to children orphaned by AIDS. But for one of them the desperately poor conditions proves too difficult to deal with. 22.00-23.00, ITV1: Piers fucking Morgan's fucking World Cup South Africa Tosspotathon In the build-up to Africa's first ever football World Cup, colossal twat Piers Morgan journeys to South Africa and finds a country with a passion for football even greater than his own massive fucking ego, the prick. He also discovers how the country has progressed since the end of apartheid twenty years ago. 22.00-23.00, ITV4: Soccer Aid Extra Time Post-match bollocks If I've missed any, please add.