Keefaz

Mostly his name, I think.

Give it time. When they win the CL, it'll be f***ing horrific. Honest question, are Barça fans as obnoxious? I can totally understand that we might be. People of my age grew up when Barça won the league once a decade, but the young'uns are pretty spoiled. In England? Not, really. There must be thousands and thousands of people in Newcastle alone who own a Barca shirt, but for the most part, I just add them to the pile of people who own Brazil shirts: people who appreciate attractive football. I can understand kids idolizing teams like Chelsea, Barca, etc., but their parents should beat it out of them sharpish, tbh. It's a fine line between admiring Messi and being some kind of X-Factor, celeb whore.

Give it time. When they win the CL, it'll be fucking horrific.

Why? Because I despise Man U and like Chelsea. Fair enough. I can't understand why, like. I find Chelski "fans", glory hunters they may be, to be more likeable and actually possible to have a discussion with compared to the fucked up Man U "fans". I dunno. I only know I went about 20 years without ever seeing a Chelsea shirt in Newcastle and now I fucking see them all the time.

Why? Because I despise Man U and like Chelsea. Fair enough. I can't understand why, like.

Why?

I'd take Gerrard, tbh.

Zidane makes a better highlight reel than Ronaldo, that's for sure.

Christ I remember that! Look, you old sods, this is shit. Listen to it, man!

'Arry's wife is a chump.

Only chumps and KD think he's shit.

Looked to be some bad tackles in that match, tbh. That Fellaini elbow looked deliberate to me, an all.

Christ. Wenger's having a right old bitch.

Enjoyed the second half.

Blatant FK in the build-up to that. Ref's a mental.

Puyol's been super. But I'd play with Messi's poopoo.

Barca's passing's been brilliant at times.

Ref's fucking card happy cunt.

Shoulda been a goal.

Kaka's done fuck all second half.

Cron done wrong.

Dislike this fucking ref, tbh.

Pep's like, "You tit".

Howay, Cronaldo, pull you finger oot.

As soon as Ibrah came on Barca started playing proper.