Keefaz

Villa look dangeresque on the break. Keep it tight for a bit and spank 'em with our front 3.

Get in! Smashing start. Great work by Remi.

What, no Carl Cort?

Just thinking today how it's impossible to really be sure how well we actually played. I mean, it looked like we played well, but maybe Fulham were just very very very bad.

Pardew will have ruined Remy by then.

Really? I only enjoyed the last 20 minutes or so, up to then it was pretty dire I thought. Even first half was much better than we've played of late, tbf.

God. Can't remember actually enjoying a match. It's nice.

Fulham, btw, are absolutely hopeless.

What a cock.

Ha. Love how the goalie just stands there. Brilliant. Never felt such relief.

Get in!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Oh, for god's sake.

Passing today's been umpteen times better. I don't get it.

Well. Bent's done nowt.

Sitter.

Really pissed off if we don't get 3 points here.

Fuck.

Better that.

Wrong. We look like a team that has no idea how to score.

BIRTLES, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

We're not very good in the final third. Dunno if anyone's noticed that?

Aye, shocking that some fans would show displeasure at a player who deserted his team.

Howay, you bastards.

Why's Trevor Francis sitting in some kind of gay tardis?