Keefaz

We're going down, aren't we?

Can't see any way Carroll will not score in this.

Players aren't playing for him. No point in him staying around.

Wish we had someone up front we could just hoof it to like in the old days.

I was secretly expecting a good home win when Suarez got banned. Unbelievable.

Wonder how many 'must win' games we've had this season.

If only we'd sold him when he was attracting interest from top clubs. Now he's worth buttons.

It's an away match. Forget it.

Woke up with food poisoning on Sunday morning. Watched the match while throwing up into a bucket. Felt somehow appropriate.

Still not sure what he's supposed to be.

Got a pizza on the way.

Stick him in the middle.

But you'd welcome an upgrade? Upgrade by definition means improvement, so I'd imagine the answer would obviously be yes. Generally, I agree with Dave tonight (though not so vociferously about the Benfica performance). I'd only want to move Pardew on if there was a cast-iron certainty we'd bring in somebody better. Right now, I can't see that happening so I'd prefer to stick, rather than twist. Aye, I know. I was just being an arse.

But you'd welcome an upgrade?

Howay. Would've curled that into the top corner if he hadn't been fouled.

everyone knows we need an upgrade. No they don't. I think they do. Just a lot are unsure we're able to get an upgrade in.

You never did?

Was immense. Him and Jonas couldn't stop running today. That'll explain the offsides, then. there is just no way you have ever played football or can even have a respected opinion on football. Was a joke.

Probably just console himself with a lovely big pie.

Let's go out and bum them off the pitch.

Think I prefer the floated set-penis to the mad one Cabaye tried tonight.

Was immense. Him and Jonas couldn't stop running today. That'll explain the offsides, then.

Are people really saying if we'd adopted more attacking strategy we'd have gone through tonight? Don't see it.

Aye, but he made loads of kicks look difficult. Never seen a Brazilian worse at kicking a football.

What absolute bullshit. (second sentence) Whatever. A manager who secured us a memorable 2-0 victory to get us in the semis of a major European league? People would be saying he got it spot on, man.