Keefaz

How old? Cannot be that long ago Week or two, I think. I just mean, they've been hauled out because it's a bit slow.

These are old quotes, nicht wahr?

Are you somewhere in this photograph? http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/8007/00000021742006091915381.jpg

Margaret Thatcher's on her last legs?

Don't think any of them look like goalkeepers. I dunno what it is.

Racist.

Our lot have done their bit See who turns up at Blackpool An ABBA tribute act? Bucks Fizz? Showaddywaddy?

Sillius Soddus is actually Derren Brown.

France.

Scholes or Neville. Don't be mental.

So, who will be the surprise inclusion?

Hold on. Don't we say this every competition?

Fuck Owen. I'd rather take Shola.

A. Young, Walcott and Lennon? No one fancy taking a left footer? Aye, Joe Cole should certainly be there if he's not crocked. Has been one of England's most consistent players in recent years. Joe Cole's not left-footed, man. Fuck, really? We don't need one then, fuck Downing. This is probably the right answer. Can't really think of a half-decent left-footed winger except Downing. Think J.Cole and Milner can play there effectively.

A. Young, Walcott and Lennon? No one fancy taking a left footer? Aye, Joe Cole should certainly be there if he's not crocked. Has been one of England's most consistent players in recent years. Joe Cole's not left-footed, man.

Kasper can't show his face.

A. Young, Walcott and Lennon? No one fancy taking a left footer?

Plays Boumsong, thus confirming that he's mental.

Why? Capello barely gives him a game. Wouldn't be surprised at all if Fabio took Milner instead.

Good good. Croatia were cockawful.

Should be 5-0 up, tbh. Good England performance, but Croatia have been shat.

ITV. *groan* Aye.

Aye, scrappy win. Played like dogshit at the weekend so can only improve.

World player of the month.