Keefaz

Enrique only has one pass.

Taylor: no theatrics. Sensible young man.

A Nicky Butt special!

Stoke look shit, tbqfh.

Don't see much 'carpet football'.

Fucking dive.

Smith with ice skates on.

SBR

Didn't take Shearer long to get that in.

I could say that about the vast majority of the squad, in fairness, but it's never going to happen and I can't help but feel we've got unrealistic expectations of the types of players who should be currently playing for us. Well, precisely. Do you think we can get better than Martins, Owen and Viduka? Probably not, in all honesty.

I think Mr. Face has a point, here.

Basically, all of our strikers need replaced for one reason or another. If we can get suitable replacements for them, flog the lot.

Personally, I'd love a cup run this year. There's not going to be much else to cheer.

Heard that he's asked the Toon Ultras to sing Onward Christian Soldier for him.

Good on him, tbh. Seems to have done well for himself and his club down there.

Twas inevitable.

Butt has been dreadful for weeks man. The way he let them carry the ball on then pick the pass into the box in the build up to the second goal typified him as a "defensive" midfielder. Shite. Howay, he was one of our best players against Chelsea.

He doesn't like the cold. Poor fella.

In isolation, this actually wasn't that bad a performance, tbh. Look at the postive things said in the match thread.

Fucking, fucking balls. Piss off.

Get a grip you vadges: we're playing canny well here.

I can't believe we're not going to get something out of this.

Cacapa's gone off his feckin heed.

Howay, you fannies. We must win this.

Christ!