Keefaz

Aye, outside's not terrific. Looks like it could be on those Gateshead College adverts on the metro.

What's the chances of 3 chip shop owners being on SSN at the same time?

Where's Rafa, btw? Wonder what his view is on this.

This isn't the talk in, it's a thread discussing it.

Better that than 300 mongs asking a load of shit.

'Fort Mort' - Winning streak at SJP since Mort took over 'Lazarus shocks Mortician' - Shay's swift return from injury makes Mort eat his words in regards to Ireland's #1 'Mortal Blow' - Mort chins Big Niall at a PL chairman's meeting

Drink-driving is naughty, btw.

What? They've nicked a limo together? Is it like a gay Thelma & Louise?

You think Emre will be there?

With Solano's new position in this playmaker role, I think he'll play a key part (assuming the formation works out).

Would rather have someone proven over someone with 'potential' tbh........We've bought loads of players with potential over the years and few have worked out well I have to agree with this. We already have, in Taylor and Rozenhal, two defenders that might be potential stars of the future. We need a solid, ready-made PL defender.

I think it's good, from a football ground point of view. Kept a Kop end and stands, not another bowl.

£300,000,000? Is this figure right? The cost of these new stadia is absolutely ridiculous.

Mustn't have checked on that day. Anyway, I take all these close-season ITKs with a pinch of salt. Even if they are 99% true, it's still not definite that even if a player is in extended talks that he'll sign.

Thought that was about Beye or someone and Deco was simply mentioned as a sidenote. Certainly can't remember it.

Tbh, West Ham are probably in stronger position that we are at the minute.

Japs vs Korea for final? 10 players sent off.

They also said the Deco deal was done They didn't, like.

Anyway. Nobby's the answer.

My point being that Krul's played one match. Given's been consistently one of the top keepers in the PL for 10 years. If he's very, very fortunate, Krul may turn out to be somewhere close to the keeper that Given's been. He'll have to do very, very well to surpass him.

I seem to remember last December or thereabouts the books were made available to all parties who'd recorded an interest in order that they might do their research. Dunno if Ashley was one of those.

Middlesbrough Aston Villa Leverkusen Belgrade Just four off the top of my head that he's saved against. In the Premiership as we aren't in Europe and when were the Villa and smog ones? Villa was Roeders second game in 2006. We won 2-1. Shola and Zog scored. Boro was in 01/02 at the smellnet. We won 4-1. Shearer x2, Dabizas and Robert. Gareth Barry over the bar? Leazes end? Nope. Away at Villa Park. Baros IIRC. Saved by Shays leg. Wasn't there, but stil a shocking record for a top keeper. Tim Krul is the future. Oh, fucking hell.

I'm going to fucking shoot Pele. Pele's called every bloody player in the world 'one of the greatest players of all time'. It means nothing. I remember back in 2005, Pele stopped by our 5-a-side down Scotswood Road and said, pointing at me, 'That boy... that boy is one of the top 20 midfielders of all time'.

All the fillet steak might be gone by next week! And the dripping's gone rank!

Those numbers are upside-down.