Keefaz

To be fair he does want to play for his country the utter w******! Fair point, fancy someone wanting to play at Wembley, against Brazil, for England and in a match the could improve his overall match fitness, the utter cunt. I know, I saw we just cut our losses, terminate his contract and get the cancer out of our club! Cancer's too good for him. Sell the leech and get the AIDS out of our club, more like.

Christ, man! Emre's been shit with Butt, with Parker: the fucker hardly ever turns up! It's nowt to do with who he's fucking playing with.

Clive Mendonca. Legend. (Sorry, safc).

Thinly veiled 'Keano: I'm Your Man' plea, imo. Mackem cunt.

Efan Ekoku. Seem to remember his brother was a discus champion or something.

It's obvious that he's not fit at the moment, but even when he is, he's not a fucking striker. He's not even close to being a striker. Even when he was supposed to be 'playing off' Martins he was mostly loitering behind the half-way line. The fact is, he doesn't have a position and has never had a position.

I thought he was pap against Arsenal, like, but he's not been half as bad as some of his previous performances. Good game today, an aal.

Oh fucking hell.

I think it's touch and go for Bramble at the minute. Imo, Roeder's going to bottle it and offer him a new contract.

Dyer's been shit 90% of the time this season. Christ knows where he's meant to be playing half the time.

They came up last time looking like kings and got relegated with the worst record in feckin history.

I'd take a fucking scientific approach. First, it's preferable to support a local team if only because it's easier to get to home matches. So I'd have to visit all the decent local teams to see which one give me the greatest buzz. I'll start to narrow down my choices. Eventually, I'll have pared the field down to the best available local team and support that. Or possibly, I'd wait to see what team everyone else picked and support that. Sounds easier.

2nd half hat-trick for Shola, then?

Tbh, anyone in Boro who'd object to a feckin wind turbine is probably mental.

Is this how FFS begins his hunt for a new manager, then?

So, Emre on the left for the rest of the season, then.

I just want to see one decent performance this season. Just one.

"He often says to me, 'Glenn, I had forgotten what it was like to be pain-free, it is a great feeling to be able to move and stride without any thought in my mind that it is going to hurt me'. Fuck off, Glenn. He's never said that, has he? Honestly?

We're fantastic away from home.

I don't think he'll ever be a true DM, but he can be a good all-energy destructive player in the Robbie Savage sense. He's come in for excessive criticism, imo, partly because Roeder has not yet given him a clearly defined role other than, I reckon: 'Go out there and be Steven Gerrard/Roy Keane/Makalele today, Scotty'.

You need to bring back Blitzkreig Bop that was played a few seasons ago. Play in this order: Home Newcastle (Read out teams) Blitzkreig Bop Blaydon races O Fortuna Prem League Anthem Local Hero Oh, and if your also the PA guy. You'll do a shout out to Nick Kane in the Gallowgate Tell you what. Why don't you just burn him a CD?

It's a lot harder if you don't play for Brazil, like.

I thought it was alright. I just couldn't think of a response.

Is this sarcasm?

It was canny for a bit when it looked like Bayern might actually do something.