Keefaz

Nice: http://www.gbtattoos.co.uk/album/Football,%20Sport%20etc/slides/MILLWALL.JPG Actually, I mean: fucking horrible.

You don't have Keegan 7 on your home shirt by any chance do you? Don't tell him! He's obviously targetting you for some nefarious purpose.

Surely would never happen. A player that so past it that we failed to take him for nothing even when desperate.

I believe those things are true if you take war-time league fixtures into consideration or something.

That's terrible.

Still European football I suppose, which is a bigger stage. Know what you mean though, most of the teams we've played in recent years were tripe. When we played anyone half decent we went out. The UEFA Cup ain't bigger than the PL, not by a long way.

Redknapp is a stupid cunt Every week he taps someone up in the press with the phrase of choice being "He's a good little player, I like him" I don't think he has a right to question what anyone else says in the media He does when it's Niall Quinn whining about having to pay players to make them come to his club.

I'd take him, no doubt at all.

You pedantic fuckers are gonna burn in hell!

Nice.

You think piss is pure water? Go for it! Chug it down, man.

Haven't heard this. Is there a link?

www.toonstats.homestead.com is the place you need for stuff like this. I mean, if you don't have an incredible memory like mine. is that your website keefaz? No, I take no credit for that. It's a great site.

Colours. ARRRRRRRGH!

Opposing managers know that the left-winger is going to cut inside and shoot = he's pretty useless there. That's what you're saying, ultimately. Name me a good left-winger that doesn't cut in and shoot; of course he will. Fortunately Milner has a very good shot on him. Really think you underrate Milner. Anyhow, it's such a tough question. He seems more effective on the left then he does on the right. People who say he can't cross are deluded. It's erratic, but 50% of the time his crosses are absolutely superb, and it'll be intriguing watching him cross balls for Owen and Viduka every week, as apposed to Martins, Dyer and Sibierski*. But i just don't know. That'd mean Milner on the left with Geremi on the right, but you could argue that Geremi should be in the centre. Meaning Milner left and Nobby right... Personally, i think we'd be more profitable of a N'Zogbia-left/Milner-right combo, rather than a Milner-left/Solano-right combo. The N'Zogbia situation is potentially going into the 'stupid' bracket again, trying to convert him into a left-back. He's a left-winger. He's been good as a left-winger. He's been average-to-dogshit everywhere else he's played. When consistently in the side, he's a mint left-winger. He even looked good against Hartlepool down the left. I've just got a feeling that Zoggy is rejuvinated under Allardyce and we've got a very good player on our hands again. Milner is more fruitful individually as a left-winger, but i think Zog on the left/Milner on the right would be more profitable on the whole, i reckon. *On a separate note to that, a ball-playing duo of Milner up-high, and Nobby from deep, is a mouth-watering prospect, imo. Milner's often crossed from his position on the left wing, from what I can remember. Two Luque goals on a plate from that position?

www.toonstats.homestead.com is the place you need for stuff like this. I mean, if you don't have an incredible memory like mine. Fucking Hell. Thats magic that. Straight into me favourites. I can test that nerd to hell on Monday now Cheers Keefaz May I also suggest that you bookmark www.newcastlestats.com, even though there's nothing there now. I heard that a really excellent site will be launched there in time for the Premier League kick-off.

www.toonstats.homestead.com is the place you need for stuff like this. I mean, if you don't have an incredible memory like mine.

It's true: I have an amazing memory in regards to Newcastle United. It's almost like having a searchable database of match results at my fingertips.

I thought he scored it? Arf!

Kevin Todd. Straight off my head.

Canny climb down, I like it. Well, I do find it boring, but I can live with it.

Who is 'it'? Poor soul. These grammar and punctuation wars have got to stop. It's about as boring as that superfan bollocks. Eh? It was just a shit gag. Wasn't being serious or anything, btw.

We'll be lucky to get through it without any more injuries. Wonder if Big Sam'll see it as an opportunity to experiment with formation a bit.

Madlibs?

Who is 'it'? Poor soul. These grammar and punctuation wars have got to stop. It's about as boring as that superfan bollocks.