Keefaz

England fans seemed basically positive, I thought. Just one spanner chucking stuff. Players stayed out for a long time applauding and it seemed fine.

Saka the only player who has come out of any of these games looking like he wants to win

Stutter runs are balls

None of the Scottish pundits seem to bother their arse about being more intelligible

Don't think it was a pen. Scotland incredibly bad. Only team worse than England.

Styles didn't even know his nan was Hungarian until a couple of years ago. Just knew she was a foreign.

Christ, it's an awful game.

I've wondered about players like Callum Styles who end up playing for their granddad's home country. Do they get their own personal translator in training? Just think it'd be awkward AF.

I'm watching Scotland, but it's completely dire.

Honestly think Romania are a decent side. Would like to see them go through.

Belgian shirt is a bit like one of those shiny satin shirts a fat lad might wear on a stag night

Romania should be level, really. Stupid bastards.

Romania to win the second half. Get your bets on.

Romania can actually pass it around nicely. Really hoping they get their shit together.

SPECIAL!

Seems unfair a tiny, boring country can have such a good football team

Some real midgets in that Portugal side

Thing is, cheaty arseholes like this make the ref's job that much harder

Goal music. Great.

Fucking hell

He has no idea what mercurial means

Loads of diving. Great to see.

I mean, he is standing right next to the keeper. I can see why they chalked it off.

Can't bear Simons twisty face

Should've shot?