kirkwdavis2001

“@henrywinter: Good news....Tiote's just arrived in the dug-out. Mark on head but seems fine.”

That's no reporter, it's the Moose!

Got the commentary on TalkSport and the Bolton Spuds game on mute; what an awesome night it would be if it stayed like this for our game and Bolton won!

Superb! Sent from my first Nokia 232 with WAP

Love it! How good is it to be a Newcastle fan right now

Shola time!

Come on lads, let's close this out

I forgot he was actually playing!!

should'a been two!

we're playing some brilliant football, best I've seen for a long long time

Newcastle jut doing enough? Is that cunt having a laugh?

From being under the cosh we're dominating now, amazing what a bit of confidence does

Getting sacked in the morning!

Getting the passports out!

it fucking is, total pisstake

Carroll showing his true colours and that he's been indoctiranated to the Liverpool way by diving all over the place!

blind fucking ref; the cunt was pulling at his shirt

I was trying to tweet to offer to take it on!

Van Persie's a fucking wanker of the highest order

Fucks sake!

Fucking commentators do my head in! On the bright side, looks like, Walcott may be injured!

Always lovely to see teams like Liverpool, Birmingham and Portsmouth pick up a trophy.

The irony is it was probably a scourer that nicked the metal that caused the derailment!

I thought that as well, he obviously went to the same school as Harry!

it was definitely from the dressing room, you can tell by the sound.