toontownman

Hard to come back from this one, funny every time we talk up a game we bottle it and loose. Always big talk about how we will come out and impress, yet to see us having a fucking clue.

shutting up shop, lovenkrands coming on.

Still outclassed with 10 men

Stop fucking shooting from distance.. we fucking cant.

Fucking woeful, a man up, one goal down and we still have five players sitting in our half when we have possession.

What the hell is he thinking there. stupido

Get in

Fuck me. disgusting if Santon is taken off tbh. Unacceptable way to accomodate Raylor in the team. Simpson should be gone instantly, other than the fact he is turbo shite he is on a yellow. Pardew is crackers.

Problem with our 'direct' play is that it's very straight. Also, if Ba or Cisse do manage to get it they need a midfielder running towards them to play it off to. Our instructions are clearly though for the midfield 2 to remain deep at all times. Makes it very difficult. Most frustrating part of the season for me. Works ok when were are expected to lose a game. When we are expect to win one we are knacked before the ball has been kicked. Reminds me of when we first signed Emre and we were excited to see someone that could actually run through the middle with the ball. It feels like an eternity since we have had that. Should be a priority this summer because Tiote/Cabaye just doesnt work when we should be going all out for a win.

mainly because there is a good majority of the team that we know are perfectly capable of being able to do so and excel at it. This has been going on for months. Should have been fixed in training and addressed a long time ago. That is Pardew and the Coaching teams responsibility and fault. No lack of effort from the players, lack of a clue and refinement of an attacking sense.

Deflated immediately after the initial few hoof-balls and it became clear we had no intention of playing football today. Woeful, woeful performance. Absolute joke of a gameplan. Fucking great atmosphere for the first five minutes. Can't blame the crowd for being dumbfounded by Pardews "respectful" defensive long ball tactics. Carver should be having a fucking word instead of being a rim licking yes man.

Don't know what he is thinking. Your slow yes, fouling isnt going to help you. Fault of Pardew and the club hierarchy for gambling on surviving the season without buying the one January aim we shouted about definately buying but never did.

fuck me that is a big pile of shite. SORT IT OUT PARDEW Only thing positive is coming from Raylor..which doesnt say much. we will get more directness and spread the field with Ben Arfa or Obertan but we will leave gaping holes at the back and loose the only service we are providing so far. Mackems look far more potent going forward, if we leave bigger gaps at the back we will be ripped to shreds, they are threatening to do it already. Have zero faith in our defence tbh.

Fuck me pleat with some random subliminal messaging.. "three of the full backs on the field played for Man United" Who the fuck cares and what the fuck does it have to do with anything.

Both teams are turbo shit so far, but Sunderland have been less shit.. not much different to last game tbf. Cant pass, cant keep possession, have no clue how to attack, central midfield deep and clueless in advance.

Taking over at Sheffield Weds? Be hilarious if he took them up and Huddersfield miss out.

Epic Parker Turn fail!

Wellbeck has turned into a younger shola.

Ouch, he is proper fooked there. Hope they are both ok, Smalling actually looks worse.

Young Fergus taken off, decent game, spritely on the ball, hardly saw the ball in the second half though.

Gonna do the usual and mention the fact your in this photo? The one with the Blue Afro right, back when CP40 had hair and teeth..

Think Guthrie, BenArfa, Simpson, best and Lovenkrands will all be on their way tbh.

Will lose, question is, by how much?

Absolutely spot on, and goes against all the s**** Pardew was spewing about playing a different style this season, as its gone on, its getting more and more like watching Fat Sam's served up tripe. His style that was based around a 4-5-1 with Ben Arfa being the focal point behind the lone striker. I think Ba's success caught everyone by surprise, as Cisse/Maiga were always targeted to come in and take that front spot. Ben Arfa's injuries didnt help him, likewise Ba's goalscoring form. Think Pardew has completely changed his mind leaving Ben Arfa in complete limbo. Would not be surprised in the least if Ben Arfa is gone in the summer.Probably somewhere like QPR who will leapfrog us in the league next year. Added the last sentance in for some kneejerk tastic effect.

The whole set-up was wrong. I know we have trouble playing with a very high line but we played VERY deep. The gap between our midfielders and strikers was huge. We played on a defensive tilt unnecessarily and I primarily blame Pardew. Everyone seemed asleep. We needed Pardew to shake things up and come out in the second half firing. We came out worse than before. Tiote and Cabaye ALWAYS play REALLY Deep, far too deep to offer anything coming forward, its been the biggest problem facing our attacking play since the start of the season, its not a new proble. It has helped us dominate in midfield, battle and defend at times but we rarely offer anything coming forward. Its a catch 22, Im sure we can let Cabaye roam forward more, because NOTHING positive comes through the centre unless its a Colocinni special.