toontownman

Shame we have a lunchtime detention in a room with a big window to watch the other kids playing outside.

Quick response from Ashley as they are all sat in his boardroom huddled together watching SSN's and eating popcorn. Lambarse - "ooh its so exciting I wonder whats going to happen" Ashley - "Shut it Derek, im trying to listen to see if we sign anyone" JFK - "f***ing, c***ing, bastards" Ashley - "Whats that Joe, you got the drinks and pizza in yet?"

This really! Spurs would have creamed their jeans for Martins.

f*** ME, we tried to swap Martins for Bent. f*** OFF If thats true there really is no chance these idiots can get anyone in without ruining the club further.

Those are the good rumors! He certainly has issues, not least the fact he is injured alot. Potential is great though.. sounds familiar. Isnt he injured at the moment?

Didn't Setanta do the same in the summer, stories which had been ruled out hours ago still going across the ticker. Citeh probably quoted us a price yesterday to get the Given deal sorted. "Oh, that was yesterday, we changed our minds about that one."

Difference is we pretty much knew Xisco and Gonzalez had signed we just didnt get confirmation, it was all over the place but .co.uk. We cant really keep things this quiet surely? Maybe time to secure some loan signings though, they can do the medical abroad cant they? Only mutterings are possibly Daniel Fox, Johnson, Ebondo and Garcia. That said I would wet my pants if they happened.

Despite my pessimism I really didnt think today would be THIS SHIT.

Plain black. Less to spend on cleaning the kit. Thats the away shirt.

Would people be happy with bent and mcmanus/campbell. im still hoping for a dm and am/striker. an experienced cb would make sense though.

Hope thats the case.

Think we will just straight buy taylor if the zog doesnt sign.

Worst that will happen is a small fine and a one match ban for the player. Thats if again they have done anything wrong.

Plain white, we cant afford the stripes anymore.

Paul Merson?

Its going to be a nasty 20 hours. My suggestion take some sleeping pills, whether thats the whole bottle or just a couple is your choice.

This, but what can you do.

He will be releasing it from his secret spurs cave, in one of his luxurious mansion hideways.

Is the correct answer. Nowt will happen because its crap from a bullshit website.

Glad its done. Not really the deal I wanted wrapped up though, N'Zogbia needs to pull his fucking finger out and sign! 7.5m stupid business really, but we didnt want to keep an unhappy player. Hopefully we fully use this money, like most on here im expecting a statement tmrw explaining how the deals we had lined up fell through but the money will be invested in the summer.

Nah, whats he going to fail his medical on.

Three in two out. lets keep it positive though. 2 unknown deals in then the taylor/zog swap and the given/money player swap! ok its taylor and nolan.

Poyet all the way! Damn thats almost as bad as not signing anyone else. maybe we will get both.

Look on the bright side, no signings = 24 hours until kinear walks?

DM that can cover the back and AM that can play up front would help us out. Will be probably end up being a Goalkeeper and old Centre back.