Sima

Being a mag. Also having an IQ above single digits.

Been banned for about two years now. Banned for another 41 years last time I checked

Low bar I know, but it was easy to outwit every single one of them I came across. Particularly that dope Reiver.

There was a thread on there a few years back where the cunt didn’t even know how to drive to the Metrocentre. Proper embarrassed himself.

Whoppers

Smash

These could have at least set some fireworks off for us at FT. Bastards.

Another Premier League team that they would beat comfortably tonight.

There’s one where that dope KeithS305 claims we’ve wasted £100m on Isak, Burn, Targett and Wood and we’d be lucky to get £30m back for the lot. £20m already for Wood, right?

One of my favourite things at the minute is reading the likes of Man Utd, Liverpool and Arsenal forums and how they are lamenting missing out on this guy. Also RTG and how he was shit and if we paid £60m for him how much is Ross Stewart worth.

What? Aye, Newcastle having too many good players is a problem for everybody else. Fucking sex pest.

Fuck off Maupay.

Shame but Bruno should have passed it to Murphy’s right.

Fuck off offsiding this.

Fuck me. What a player.

Another shit goal to concede.

Get Gordon on now.

Keane constantly has hold of Wilson.

Fuck off picking players up, man.

Fuck off Marriner.

Where’s this hippy? Get him stuck to a post.

“HANDBALL!” Dweebs. I do realise the irony.

Handball?

Wouldn’t bring him on until we are 2 up personally.

Anthony Taylor refereeing Man Utd because of course.