Sima

I haven’t got my strides down yet.

Apart from the sticky for their game, the Newcastle thread is the top thread on there at the minute. Hitting their comfort blanket during the game.

Nah, owt could happen in a one-off game. Wouldn’t want to risk it.

As a collective they have zero self-awareness.

Fuck that, let them finish mid-table.

Made the mistake of looking at the comments. Twitter really needs to sort it's sorting algorithm for replies. It actively rewards trolling.

‘Fancy gan to that place of Harrys for a bit twangin?’

I'm surprised they aren't familiar with this knowledge considering they are the global seat of learning.

I'm probably prejudiced by the singer tbf. 'SHE'S LYIN!' I'll not have a bad word said about Series 1 & 2 of Auf Wiedersehen, Pet however.

Aye. It's shite. What's next? Crocodile Shoes?

Probably best not to rely on The Chronicle for the latest news. This isn't 1993.

Where has he played it down this morning? He made comments yesterday about it.

I mean, he did like and the other season Monaco were absolutely epic.

Joined one hour ago and pouring cold water on this. 'Funny' username too...

Lascelles and Darlow need to both fuck off. Championship-level shite. The only reason Lascelles looked decent under Rafa was because of who was alongside him to carry him.

Honestly? I don’t know. But as mentioned elsewhere it rarely works second time around. I’ll always love the job he did first time around so wouldn’t want him to tarnish that if he didn’t live up to expectations.

I’d love to be wrong but if we were linked to the Everton manager who’d put in the recent performances that we have seen i think a few would be asking questions.

Same. Unfortunately I think he’s finished.

Swotting up on their rewlers in their bewk.

If he plays Ritchie, Krafth, Shelvey, Clark and Darlow, man. I'd rather not turn up.

I don't think a point is out of the question on Saturday and if bringing a new manager in before then helps that lets just fucking do it rather than waiting for the international break. We can't afford to write off too many games.

Emery Potter Rafa Favre Nuno Fonseca Are my choices in that order. I don't think there's any chance of ten Hag coming here.

Good shout, but I’d be concerned about leaving the CM exposed with Almiron being there but then again Longstaff does fuck all anyway.

I'll be concerned if there is no movement by Wednesday night on this, like.

I'm with the consensus that going 4 at the back is the only way forward Dubravka Manquillo Schar Fernandez Dummett Hayden Willock. Longstaff Almiron Saint-Maximin Wilson Unfortunately this does mean Almiron on the right where he isn't really suited but you have to play to ASM's strengths.