Sima

He’s blocked me when I mentioned that time he made a joke of someone’s suicide.

Is that Michael Gove? Christ, what an unbearable cunt.

Denmark didn’t even look threatening after he went off. Basically playing for pens after that point.

It’s a shame that suave cunt on Italy’s bench has to lose. ‘MON!

Man Utd top could have been so much better if they improved the sponsor and possibly the Adidas logo colours.

He was at Colman’s last week. Maybe he’s covering a few shifts?

Good spot, back in me box.

I love how buzzing he is to represent his country, even after doing it so many times. Proper leader.

New kit maybe?

The state of that journalist asking that question to Kasper Schmeichel, man. Him closing his eyes and his despairing intake of breath are incredible.

Kane will probably just lick him. Dog dirt.

Make tomorrow the final and fuck these two off.

Rio ‘he’s just punched him!’ Pipe down, daft cunt.

You’d have more chance of better discourse by saying ‘Mike Ashley - shit owner? Discuss’. He’s been appalling.

Danny Simpson-esque throw.

Belotti is turbowank.

One of Blatter’s radged suggestions which was scrapped iirc.

You rarely see teams with change home shorts nowadays. We used to wear the B&W with white shorts or white socks in the event of a clash but it seems away kits are now worn in the event of any clash or for marketing purposes.

Shorts clash, maybe? I have no idea what colour Spain’s shorts are tbf. They used to be blue.

BBC doing their best to kill any buzz for this game with that dull scouse cunt.

BALL CAR IS BACK! Might just turn off now tbh, this game has peaked.

Toys out of the pram as they don’t have England. I still expect 7:30-7:53 to consist of England chat.

'Geyuds'

Must only score goals. The bastard.

October is an outrageous time to launch a kit tbf.