Sima

Place is rocking for Defoe’s comeback.

‘The Last Dance’

How come you can’t get odds for Defoe anytime? Shite.

He’s made a rod for his own back with that comment, the stupid cunt.

Maybe RTG should canvas opinion on the mindset of our owners from someone with a PhD in political and moral philosophy.

Phillips and Raphina from Leeds. Botman Sule Lukaku

That's what they are banking on.

Bruce, Pardew, Allardyce and Pulis. Fuck me

Sorry Frank Skinner but I hope he takes you down.

Fuck Agbonlahor. Gobshite.

Why is Clark being a cunt and refusing to go out on loan being potentially rewarded with a place in the registered squad?

Anyone who thinks Keegan could do a job as manager now needs their bumps felt.

Punching Shearer? The cunt missed and was made to look a right knacker. He admits this in his book.

Can Baldwards fuck off and cover West Brom now please.

Please let them hire Keane.

I think we'll go for Lewandowski in the summer. This is based on entirely nothing at all.

Carrasco was linked yesterday. I reckon we'll get Botman in the summer, too should we stay up.

Alreet Gok Wan, calm down.

scewp.

Free Agent? We should put a contract under his nose for the lols.

Couldn't tell but it sounded like him.

Who'd have thought a bloke that prances around in an adult babygrow with FTM emblazoned on the front would be a daft racist twat? I.AM.AGHAST.

Always seems be Spurs that are involved.

Kris Boyd is a weird fucker.

Reminds me of that Neil Jones cunt from Strictly.