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Captain fantastic trying to creep his way in there "Personally, I thought the previous owner was a really nice guy" Tell your story walking, dickhead. You'll be one of the first ones out.

Look at the state of that canteen, man.

Where's this from?

That is since the takeover news broke iirc. There's 16,000 on the Newcastle thread since 8th August. A mod over there weighs in on the questioning of the volume of posts from Newcastle fans. Totally missing the point that this 16K has been racked up in 12 weeks or so rather than the 7 or 5 years of the other two.

Bet he's tucking into his second grab bag of Squares about now.

Actually it was super-easy, barely an inconvenience.

Sorry, aye. SteV's solution fixed it. I went to https://book.nufc.co.uk/default.aspx rather than going through the nufc.co.uk site to the tickets section. Tickets for me, the boy and my Dad sorted for Chelsea.

Pretty sure it was. Imagine doing something so repugnant you're sacked by Mike Ashley.

That the daft cunt who criticised Portsmouth fans who made it up for a midweek game?

He also said he got sent off on purpose against Leicester

Has there been another manager that has overseen so many games without winning anything (not even a divisional title)? Gradi?

This cunt been pezzled yet?

fwiw, it happened in the semi final vs Man Utd in Cardiff.

Yet if we suffer a somewhat embarrassing defeat 'Where are all of the mags?'

Some musings from Penelope Cruz’s Kevin Costner there. ’Strangely quiet’? What? Apart from the recorded interview she gave on Thursday and the brief interview outside the ground on Friday when she met with administrative staff. Oh and the small matter of it being the weekend. This coming from a bloke that has been scrubbing toilets while looking after an estate owned by someone from the Middle East. ’World class attention seeker’ as well The irony.

The London journalists would have been pulling their todgers if it had been West Ham they took over. Its 98% envy/2% morals.

It was from the bogs in The Strawberry iirc. Barry Venison’s fault for having his hand up for offside.

If we were complicit with O&D test PIF would have been in charge for the last 18 months.

Class, can’t wait to hear Richard Madeley’s opinions on the nuances of Newcastle United.

It’s their go-to when they haven’t got a relevant point to further the discussion at hand. ’Why don’t you fuck off to a mag forum and bore them with this shit’ is another on a similar theme. Most of them mentally work on a flow chart with about 5 steps, max.

My mam used wundaweb to stick it on my brother’s shirt. Lasted about two washes

Fair play to the mackem that just put this up. Let’s see who spouts bollocks as an answer on this one.

Sounds ideal for us then.

When Piers Morgan is on your side, question everything.