Sima

Fucking hell.

Xhaka's passing, man.

Sissoko.

What a run.

What a fucking goal. Incredible pass, control and finish.

Ah, man.

Bastard.

He can do go back to doing nowt for the next 10 games now.

Christ.

Ban.

Benzema with a touch very unlike a rapist.

Tyldsley is such a glory hunter. Cunt.

Fuck off.

Pen.

Embolo was obstructed there. Every French forward would have went down under that challenge.

Nah. If someone's heart stops though, they'll be sure to zoom in on their face.

Deschamps: 'Allez, Allez, Allez' PFFM.

Yellow card?

Puma in 'phoning it in' shocker.

No chance.

CBs are proper soft as shite these days.

Hope Italy dick this boring Belgian shite next round.

How the fuck has he got away with that.

Pepe

Not sure anything with beat Clive Tyldsley’s ‘The crowd see the players off in hushed admiration’ at half time in a Euro 2012 borefest between Spain and Ukraine(?)