Sima

I hope the delay has led to a siege mentality and we go fucking akka in the January window.

HTT being Luke Edwards isn’t the plot twist I expected, like.

Sunderland of course who have experience of beating Gill..Oh.

Shame.

He'll get a hefty payoff with the payrise he got about a year ago. Fuck knows how long his contract is. What is the half life of a barely sentient thumb?

I'd hope the price has already been agreed way back at the start of last year and the offer has always been on the table providing all obstacles are cleared. Ashley fucks about with the deal and winds up with a date with a bonesaw. Either way he's gone.

Can't be arsed with the deflation of this falling to pieces like.

Can we send Keith to Istanbul as part of the deal?

The rest of it looks like a beard as well.

He did get a snidey comment from the hairy cuckold if that counts?

Their own self importance. They've had meetings with the Premier League and senior members of NUFC (I think) and they were limper than Pele's chode.

Think I’ll look into reclaiming the money I’ve put in so far over the next few days. I don’t think I’ll be the only one.

I doubt they have that level of foresight. We’d have to be playing Jarrow Roofing for them to get anywhere near a decent level of ownership.

They’re utterly rudderless now. ‘We shouldn’t decide who the manager is’’. Why ask for money for part-ownership then?

Are you me? As that was exactly my experience.

Mad how they’ve got £161K sitting in an account. What the fuck are they doing with it? Just letting it sit there until they get to a magical figure?

The only movements I think have anything relatively productive are Sack Pardew and The Magpie Group (I think it was them that organises the 11th minute boycott and the SD protests).

What an absolute fucking whopper.

Surveyception.

Alex would probably pipe Ashley off if he gave him a lifetime seat in Bar 1892. What a gutless prick. I had to unfollow him because I was sick of him criticising the club on one hand but being first in the ground in the other. He hasn’t got a fucking clue.

Great block by Rodri. Fabinho did nowt wrong.

At least we got Pardew calling Pellegrini an old cunt off the back of it. Small wins…

Hendrick-esque from KDB

Desmond.