Sima

Down to 17% now.

How many goals have we conceded to these over the last 10 years, man?

18% possession

Absolute shit from Almiron.

Well, that’s a foul.

Fuck’s sake.

There’s the Jow we know and love.

Seems we just made then angry.

Sweet rugby tackle.

To be fair, Man City could put me in goal and it wouldn’t make a blind bit of difference to the scoreline.

Did the 'Mighty Rafa' ever get Manager of the Month. I THINK NOT!

Christ, he's going to be unbearable.

Liverpool will probably finish 3rd at this rate.

Yes! Could bring back the ‘Cheer up Steve Bruce’ chant. Changing the ‘sad mackem bastard’ to ‘fake geordie bastard’

What do they call the chocolate bar in Sweden? ‘Mars’?

Thought this was some kind of cryptic clue then realised you probably just mean March.

Clearly The Premier League were worried about putting it out to tender and the risk of a significant drop in the value of the deal. 'Same again, lads? Please...'

No, he was mostly absolute dogshit. He also (around 2011-2014) had the best group of players we had since Souness ripped the team apart and was still hopeless.

Aye, perfect for him. Listened to on the regular by braindead fuckwits with no desire/attention span to learn anything beyond what they are spoonfed.

'You fat geordie bastard' imo

Christ, man. Imagine the response from one of the press fired that back 'I don't see why you're bringing not having enough to spend up, you had the biggest spend of any team in the championship and you were still shit'

I'd prefer it if it was just revealed randomly in an U18's game.

Holland Euro 88 (H). Probably a snide.

Why did I read that? Day ruined at around 7:20am.