Sima

Getting booed when he picked the ball up.

Paying £1m a season over 5 years but if they sell him in the next window they don't have to pay the remainder.

City will throw money at Spurs and Kane after being shamed like this imo. Or Haaland (going against PSG).

Can we loan him instead?

Would love for Ronaldo to sign for Man Utd instead after all of the Man City talk.

Are these press conferences still done by video link? Would have been great for some journo to pipe up with ‘Don’t think you can criticise the judgment of other managers when you tried to swap Jack Grealish for Jordon Rhodes you glaky cunt.’

Turns out we didn't even have to wait for post match for his dig at Rafa for letting Armstrong go.

I’d add more petrol.

No way either of them play second fiddle (or even an inclination of playing second fiddle) to each other.

Barefooted with a car full of Toblerones?

I’ve got a bit of timber. Where can I get these injections that turn me into Cristiano Ronaldo?

I'd be massively surprised if Ronaldo torched his Man Utd legacy like that.

Ban.

Against Morecambe iirc.

Holding would have been sent off if that was us there.

Pawson as shite as ever.

More booing of the knee at St. Mary’s. Fuck is wrong with people?

James In the wild scenario that we did get him, it would be exactly the same as when the fat pest had HBA at Hull.

Steve Evans. Must be in the name.

Outrageous tackle. How the fuck hasn’t he been sent off?

‘Brucey what’s the score?’

Nah.

Not doing very well against teams in our league…