Sima

Ashley paid it himself, didn’t he?

I didn’t know Cavani had left. (I know James has left, vacating Cavani’s Uruguay squad number, btw)

Ronaldo to wear #7 for Man Utd. I thought you couldn’t change squad numbers mid-season?

I wonder how far down the pyramid you would have to go to find a club that would even look at employing Charnley as a Chief Exec.

Fuck off have Barcelona signed Luuk de Jong

Get fucked, cheese slice.

Remember that time we tried to sign N'Zogbia at 11:59pm?

Or he'll be getting COVID again.

Because he’s an egg-headed fat Tory nonce.

He’ll be dusting those letters down this week.

I’m under strict instructions not to shoot on target.

‘Bald Tory Nonce’, ‘Paedophile’, ‘Fat Tory Wanker’ Dead

Manquillo is shite tbf, he's just less shite that what we currently have at full back.

What’s Mikael Forsell doing these days?

Has Roy Keane's swede always been this big?

That was my takeaway from his rant.

Fuck Wolves. Willy Boly cunts.

I thought Wolves retired the number 1?

Brian Little Joe Royle

Captain fantastic. He’s absolute dogmeat.

Jow looked miles offside. EDIT - On. Fuck’s sake.

Total nothing midfielder to add to the existing group.

Why is Willock passing it to feet there? Put it in front of him. Actually, don’t.

Need to concede just before HT for maximum fewm.

A shot.