Sima

Half and half badges of Feyenoord, Kiev and Juventus as we were dead and buried halfway through that group stage.

Meh. Get that mad cunt from Sevilla instead.

Fuck, Ashley is back.

Fuck no.

If they’re melting down this much over Kieran Trippier imagine what they’ll be like if/when we start buying from the tier above.

Fewmin.

Confident we can get him ahead of West Ham and the rumoured Aston Villa but depends where his need for first team football is with Chelsea. He’s out of the team as soon as Chilwell is back.

Now saying he’s not Alexander-Arnold or Cancelo so why pay him £130K p/w. He’s not fucking Jon Flanagan or whichever clogger they currently have at RB either. Can we put a bid in for Dan Neyul and loan him to Rotherham?

Hopefully.

Where does it say terms and fee agreed apart from Bein Jacobs? Sorry if I’ve missed it but don’t see a cluster of tweets to justify the title change.

We'll always have that goal v Blackburn.

Motherfuckers.

Domi was fucking class tbf. As was Bernard.

I'm going to blame me being back at work for not cottoning on to that one, like.

Currently held by walking calamity Ciaran Clark.

Fuck off, you bald cunt. FM or Edwards. Not arsed.

No thanks. Even with the question mark about whether he can step up, he's an absolute headcase.

On that thread the sneering misplaced arrogance from the usual suspects that pollute the Newcastle thread is spectacular.

If ‘snagging’ was the mud hut collapsing around a prospective buyers ears.

Blocked by Edwards. The sensitive egg.

Pogba would be a huge upgrade like if we play to his strengths.

Pogba

Desperate need for attention.

Anthony Taylor is a joke.