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They forget that the same year we nearly won the league they won the championship with Reid. Local competition rubs off across the board, hence why us barely even competing has coincided with them spending multiple seasons in the third tier.

80/1 to win the FA Cup.

No thanks. As an ambassador, yes but he’s nearly 70 and been out of the game for 13 years.

Can we buy this Dan Neil they are raving about and employ him as a steward?

Shitting all over their roots with the Durham Miners to support Di Canio for less than a year, too.

Might take my laptop and work in Shark Bar for the day.

Only just noticed the header change

Why are they throwing Saudi Arabia’s human rights into the mix? We aren’t going to be owned by the state, that has been made clear by many news outlets. It’s like being against a British owner because of what Fred West did.

He can bring Tielemans with him.

Is this what Aerosmith were singing about?

They were also around in the mid 90s and know what a force we can be when we are United. They’re all fucking terrified.

Bring in Pardew to be Hatem’s personal butler.

He’d be our best midfielder.

Miles Jacobson was right.

One of these new iPhones where you can zoom back to 0.5x

Tough choice but I’d rather him than Stone Cold Steve Daftcunt. Who will be absolutely fewming that he appears to be old news as far as a talking head of Newcastle fans goes.

£100m on his brother Alan.

Dissolve Fun88.

I reckon some of the match going support would gladly take care of the removal.

Another generation of GhoeberXs on the way.

Shit is wild but unfortunately the world’s hardest bouncer has crawled back into his hole for the time being.

Incredible timing with the post above.

I’m in.