Sima

Shock. Fuck off Liverpool.

That’s not even true. The fat lying cunt.

Carroll getting his match bonus. I’d be livid if I was Ashley.

Someone put a curtain around cheese slice.

Despise Sammy Lee, like. Little cunt.

None of our players can kick a ball correctly.

Allardyce will know we fade in the final third.

Media told to promote Shelvey at every opportunity.

Perfect example of how absent our midfield is. Misplaced pass from their defence manages to find their forward.

Fuck off Clive, we know Bruce’s first love is Man Utd.

Fuck off Cheese Slice.

Yellow card?

Clive Tyldsley been listening to Athletico Mince.

Foul.

He’s Jeffrey touched the ball yet?

Lot of quality on show here.

That’s Shelvey fucked for the rest of the game.

Shoot you useless cunt.

The amount of gifts like that we waste, man...

Dummett

Surely that’s offside? The forward came from an offside position to lay it off?

His glances to the side when he knows the narrative isn’t playing out the way he wants it to. Keown won’t be asked about us again.

Why aren’t we hearing from Jose Mourinho’s daughter about Spurs’ current underwhelming form? Fucking Alex Bruce. Fuck off.

Karen Carney. Kill iz.

Course it would be us We're a fucking cancer on existence.