Sima

2 goals in a game? Be still my beating heart.

Read that second link expecting F365 to pull it apart.

I think Lee Ryder is overall in-charge of that area. Total class bloke! Hi Lee.

No it isn't.

What a fucking Microcosm of Newcastle United that corner was.

Impressive from Perez to pass it behind Atsu from such close range.

Sutton clueless. 'Enormous blow'. Not really, mate.

Peter Walton These fuckers never go against what the referee has originally given on the pitch.

More contact with this one.

Every fucking game.

Yedlin's positioning is fucking abysmal.

'If you want to go toe to toe with Chelsea, I fancy Chelsea in this' Chris Sutton really sticking his neck out.

Hello minute false hope.

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The fuck was that free kick?

All that height in the box and we go short.

Looks like it.

Christ.

It was incredible.

What an absolute wanker Rio is, man. Generated £90m through player sales that summer but aye, the £50m we spent is Ashley's money. Worth mentioning that Sunderland's net spend was still more than ours at that paltry £1.2m.

State of that midfield.

Dirty fucker.

Creased at how much their players are flying in and how seriously they are taking it.

Refuse to believe his head hasn’t been digitally enlarged on that photo.

We’ll be drawn against them anyway. We won’t get to play them.