Sima

Rescinded by VAR.

Fuck me.

My word.

Perez.

VAR

This isn't entirely his fault, like. We don't have a game for 7 days, there's no reason to play such a changed team.

Sat with a can while it's on the telly, debating whether to crack on with the bairns Lego castle or continue watching. Decisions decisions. Built the bairns LEGO Minecraft thing this afternoon. Gutted I didn't leave it later now.

Murphy grabbing his opportunity with both hands so far.

Level 7 must be closed. Looks pretty full.

Balotelli

Lovren is having a shocking second half.

Dat composure from Robertson.

Thinning massively last time he had it I thought.

Did Ederson take it in the face during that?

Where did Silva’s hair transplant come from? Have I been in a coma?

Hayden half asleep on the edge of the box.

Another gift.

Send players off for shite like that imo.

Shelvey is a fucking moron.

Ffs.

Poor goalkeeping.

State of these two subs, man.

Why did Perez let that run all of the way across his body?

Our attacking play, man. Fuck my life.

Fuck me.