Sima

Surely a penalty?

The only thing they cling onto is Bruce having more points than Rafa, like some sort of weird confirmation of him being a fraud. Which in turn has put them in a position where they are hoping Newcastle win games so they can gloat.

Merry Christmas everyone.

Has Yorkshire Puddings on his Christmas dinner then went on to say ‘all Geordies do’. Didn’t think I could despise him any more.

I reckon FPP already have a buyer for the land knowing that these diddleywhacks will default. They'll flip it as soon as it heads south imo.

A microcosm of a big section of our support right there.

Handball.

Looking forward to our Donnay kit next season already tbh.

A goal befitting this game.

Good job the worst Austrian in history made nothing of that. Could have had a bit of excitement.

This is absolutely lifting.

Can’t believe we’ve just got a free kick for Joelinton fouling Carroll.

5-2 wasn't it? 4 for Micky Quinn. That it was, like I said. A great memory. I remember a mental game against Leicester that season, too.

RIP. Some great memories, such as the 4-2 v Leeds.

Embarrassing. Best tactic here is to get one and not use it.

Fucking hell, that pass.

FUCKING SHOOT, MAN.

Fantastic set piece.

What a fucking donkey

Pathetic from Joelinton.

Causing all of our own problems again. Class save from Dubravka.

Loads. Looks like Southampton have only brought a few blocks of their section and the rest are completely empty.

Our crossing is fucking appalling.

That was our throw in, man.

Aye, I've done the same. Cunt with the red top underneath and the scarf on to the left of the picture. Happens as the angle changes and Fred is walking to the corner flag.