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Papiss Demba Bolt

Where’s the cartwheel like?

Yaya is going to be furious soon. Like that time Zidane was just passing to Figo a few years back.

Van der Sar channelling Elliott.

Some pass by Olly Murs

Mad cunt thinks he can beat van der Sar from 30 yards.

Clive thinks he’s at the darts.

Rolling Stones played there midweek and the boards they put down have savaged the pitch.

The state of the pitch

2 shameless media whores as managers

Get in

Any chance of Spain playing with nee forwards again?

Done. 65 and 81 please. Cheers

Like this one, you mean? https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/matt-ritchie.1245021/ Few comments like this on that thread too Odd considering their current mantra.

Pleased for the big red machine and his new deal.

Imagine if we’d got him in 1997, man. He’d have brought Mourinho with him and moulded him to be his eventual successor.

Was great a few years back when you had Zidane and Mike Myers up top for the ROW. Remember Woody Harrelson making an appearance too.

Can't wait for the Prime price hike.

Something disproportionately funny about the first time Shearer says 'cherps'

Ciaran Clark looks so out of place on that photo. It looks like it's a LADZ holiday with the hotel manager on the last night.

That Twitter thread Villa fans are so weird about us.

I’d want a lot more than £30m for him like. He’s the leader and cornerstone of our squad, at the very least our defence falls apart without him.

Clearly Clarke has heard ‘Game Management’ somewhere and has decided to make his own definition up. He won’t be the only one I imagine.

Quality journalism.