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What’s the crack with Shelvey and Lascelles?

'Monkey keeper'

Even when we were at the top end of the Championship and they were on their way to relegation a few seasons back most on there wouldn’t have traded places.

Burnley going peak Brexit.

Michael Oliver blowing out of his arse after that.

Keita is filth.

Wrong photo m8.

Gozza starting for Bournemouth

I'm not suitably angry at this game, does anyone have any footage of Wise, Keys and Allardyce's analysis so I can be tipped over the edge?

Can he get banned as the ref gave a free kick at the time? (dealing with the incident)

Aye, but apart from that what the fuck has happened in his life?

What's gan on here?

His face through the shirt . Needs to be a meme face made out of it.

Who is this Zahore cunt anyway?

Just incase anyone was in any doubt that Hayden would still be on the pitch if he was a Cardiff player.

He’ll get banned for that. Stupid. On second thoughts, maybe not as the ref gave a free kick.

How is that a yellow?

The obvious choice tbf.

NEWCASTLE TEAM NEWS Starting XI: Dubravka, Dummett, Clark, Lascelles, Manquillo, Ritchie, Diame, Shelvey, Kenedy, Perez, Joselu. Subs: Darlow, Fernandez, Hayden, Ki, Murphy, Muto, Rondon. Fwiw I don’t think The Hoss was that bad last week but howay.

He could be balls deep into his fifth Henry and he’d be more effective than Joselu.

This is definitely a question I didn’t think I’d see getting asked in a thread observing refereeing decisions. Only 104 pages in, too.

Cats eh? 'Catts for Bob, like'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-45216551 It begins.

I don’t understand. Why have they tweeted that?