Sima

Four defenders couldn't out jump him.

The West Brom (A) game was on Sky. That first half

Paul is great defensively though. Who actually collates those words together in that order, man? An absolute fuckwit that's who.

Fuck off Perez.

So shit from Ritchie.

We're so poor in possession. So many unforced errors.

Oh, great.

We're so shit with our passing.

Well that's a fucking red.

Jesus wept. Don't know what's worse, our defence or the slack moderating on here.

Fucking Dummett.

'Bender' squad

Joe Public's kidney to Andy Cole - Done.

Head nodding on point in that video.

Heart skipped a beat there...

Edu.

Class. NPW - great.

13 goals and 8 assists.

21. John Marquis 20. Pontus Jansson 19. John Akinde 18. Glenn Murray 17. Erhun Oztumer 16. Omar Bogle 15. John Morris 14. Tammy Abraham 13. Jonathan Kodjia 12. Wes Hoolahan 11. Billy Sharp 10. Fernando Forestieri 9. Scott Hogan 8. Lewis Dunk 7. Conor Hourihane 6. Aaron Mooy 5. Chris Wood 4. Tom Cairney 3. Jonjo Shelvey 2. Dwight Gayle 1. Anthony Knockaert Aye, reet

Spurs selling Sissoko would in no way affect how much money we receive for him. The agreement is to receive the full amount of money over a given period. If they sell him, they would still have to pay us the rest of the money. Damn right, you tell him...

Still made a profit which, to be honest, was more than I was expecting.

Ref confirms he applied the law wrong. Confirms there was encroachment and he should have ordered a retake. He's upset apparently. Hope his wife leaves him tbh.

How long left?

Swansea have caved in.

Foul on the corner flag imo.