Sima

Fucking Dries Mertens :lol: Creased.

When does the follow-up land when the daughter is behind a Chinese takeaway?

Don't think I've even seen more cuntery per square foot than in Livellos. Absolute shithouse of a place.

Hurry back. Please.

Urgh.

Poor Norwich. Can he still relegate them?

Mackem behind a Chinese takeaway.

Remember this gem from Artie Ziff? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/sunderland/8947206/Sunderlands-new-manager-Martin-ONeill-wants-team-to-play-the-Barcelona-way.html

Pulis, man

It's clear that they give away that many free tickets that most of those that leave early don't have a) any interest and b) haven't made a financial commitment to buying the tickets which will give a degree of stubbornness.

Fuck didn't we score when Ritchie hit the post?

Come on.

It will be some Betty McOddscunt firm I imagine.

'Our fans'

Bringing on Delph, the ultimate insult.

That pass from Larsson

There'll be a 2-page spread on how to execute it in The Sun this week.

Miles onside.

BEWM

Why did he cross? Fucking diddleywhack.

Defoe currently 25 yards from his own goal. Dull cunts.

Man City predictably shit away against the mackems.

I'd love to put Larsson's teeth on the curb like.

I think they'll get more than that mind. Only about £16m though.

Everton fans booing Moussa. They should be cheering him for not lumbering them with a £30m dud.