Sima

Poor from Ayoze.

Juanmatt.

Dat flick from Mitro...

I perversely want to watch that.

What language is Jordan Pickford speaking?

Aye, cos he looked like Kirchoff.

Rozenhal?

Not a loan either.

Signing of the season imo.

Kirchoff with the moxey needed for a relegation scrap.

Unbelievable. Someone kill Colback please.

That not a yellow if he's went past him?

Cattermole

Fuck was Lloris doing?

Jesus wept. We're fucked.

Would be canny amusing if Defoe got a three game ban.

Hope he takes a part in a Robocop reboot and he ends up being the stunt double for when Emile crashes into the toxic waste. For realz.

Naughton's red card has been rescinded. So that's two first-half sendings off they have benefitted from, both later revoked. We're the jammy ones though.

Whitey.

Do not want.

I'll happy condone Sea World's treatment of Orcas if it leads to the death of this cunt on his next family holiday.

ffs.

Aye. Team reliant on their talisman, shock eh. We can't hang our hat on anyone

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/480/cpsprodpb/vivo/live/images/2016/1/13/tweet-687389543801208832-3.jpg Fuck is this nonsense on the BBC live feed?

Creased, completely forgot all about it.