Sima

Horrific defending and goalkeeping.

Is this a post from last week?

Fuck off Quinn.

Tiote is fucking shite. Notice no accent, couldn't be arsed.

How the fuck did that stay out?

Has Quinn actually got his trousers around his ankles?

Match threads always provide light relief from the utter fucking garbage on show.

That was like defending against Ronaldo on FIFA

What a spineless cunt. Fuck off Pardew.

Dowd is a fucking moron.

He's blatantly scoring next week btw

Altidore

Allardyce Fucking fat slug.

Pen at Mackems. Soft.

What's with the red dog on top of the bookcase?

That picture makes slightly angry.

I think it means getting your cock out and twirling it around, hence 'windmilling'. What a strange bunch.

RTF

Fuck is that? Grindr? Tinder?

Some fucking disgraceful spending there.

This is an absolute disaster, it's bad enough having this brainfart on a random Sunday in February but to have it on one of the busiest shopping days of the year is utter lunacy.

Unreal.

It's so transparent how much Brendan is trying to curry favour with both Gerrard and the Liverpool support. I think if Gerrard walked into Melwood this morning and asked Brendan to suck him off, Rodgers would have those new teeth round Stevie Gee's helmet quicker then Gerrard could get to the second line of The Anfield Rap.

This thing is so fucking rigged. A fellow Premier League team away. Again.

I believe the correct term is 'chingaling'.