Sima

Fuck right off man. Not many sales would piss me off more than this one.

Hererra Di Maria Rooney Mata van Persie Falcao ?

Marveaux as well if he hadn't been fucked off to some second-rate French team.

0-0

We'd get Dalai Curbishley if Ashley was canned. Would he be an improvement? Of course he would but that's hardly an endorsement.

Mackems to get someone shit.

Palace. Real fret and I'm absolutely terrified.

Debuchy. Whoops.

Hmmn...Darren... Bradshaw McDonough Anderton Caskey Mint.

'fucked' Aye, how will you cope with only Messi, Neymar and Suarez to choose from up front for 18 months?

The King prefers to be known as a mastermind tbh

at this whole situation. Fuck off Pardew, you utter fucking cunt.

When the ball used to land on the roof of the boxes and someone had to climb down....

I didn't know Jimmy Bullard's dad was chairman of MK Dons.

We'll get Chelsea at home in the next round and exit without even a whimper. Then it will be okay because it was 'expected'

I'd love to stab Jim White in his stupid fucking neck.

When's the draw? I've got cup fever.

Majestic.

'A test for them' Fuck off, man. The poor lambs.

Ahaaahahahahahaa

This is the greatest night in football for quite a while.

I, for one, would be honoured to see Hatem Ben Arfa in a Manchester United shirt.

HATAM!

or Parker.