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Just me that thinks it was reckless as fuck and a clear red? Deeply irresponsible from your captain.

Send more of these cunts off please.

That Zirkzee is fucking useless.

I thought Hall was excellent today.

Was just going to say this. Big fan of that Willock/Joe combo of 22/23.

Newcastle 0-3 Man City Arsenal 4-0 Leicester Brentford 1-1 West Ham Chelsea 2-0 Brighton Everton 0-2 Palace Forest 2-1 Fulham Wolves 1-3 Liverpool (chosen) Ipswich 1-2 Villa Man United 1-0 Spurs Bournemouth 1-0 Southampton

Jesus. That's horrific. All the best and here's to a full recovery.

Surely the biggest carrot we can dangle is SJP turning into parkland and serving as a walkway to the stadium. Of course, the more likely scenario is there's shitloads of commercial popped on it.

Lovely breakfast wrap

Not as mental as £160 for a tracksuit.

Payment of any legal fees is ruled to be covered by the nearest neighbour of the owners of Manchester City.

Sick of these cuck clubs stinking up the division in place of traditional clubs full of ambition. Steve Parrish knows exactly what he's doing. Crystal Palace are a 2nd tier club all day long, propped up by the advantage of being located in London. Same with those in proximity to London. I'm looking at you Brighton and Bournemouth.

Got the hoodie, LS shirt and t-shirt with the 10% off. That's me in my overdraft comfortably.

Former Chelsea fan being on the fans advisory board Cheers Dazzler.

Imagine being this scared of Newcastle United that you make all of these rules up. Wankers.

The whole PSR shitshow is against competition law.

Probably not the best idea for the Chairman to spout about being #1 then if you don't want the scrutiny when it looks to be withering away.

They sound like Crystal Palace fans back when Pardew won a few games for them. Ian Wright also had a phase where he used to goad us on Twitter. Until Shearer rocked up and put him straight.

Turns out I was being generous.

What’s that? You’re paying £15 for a cocktail? Aye, have as many as you want.

The service in these bottomless brunches is deliberately shite to maximise profits. It’s common to only get 6-8 drinks in your two hours.

Missed out on this one.

You’ve got to wonder how much extra would, say a £2bn stadium investment give us per year? I’d say very top end would be to compare us to Spurs (£80m extra per season based on 22/23 accounts) where the extra people through the door would counterbalance the higher entry price. Even then that’s probably a bit fanciful given their higher corporate costs.

My mindset is that we’re being run on our own sustainability these days with all of the “doping” that can be done under the current guidelines no longer happening. It’s why we’ve seen no movement at all outside of tarting up what we already have on the training ground and redevelopment of the stadium. Also why we still don’t have a training kit sponsor despite it being an open goal for injecting cash. My theory is that PIF have become frustrated at all of the blocks put in place post takeover and don’t see a clear path for where they want the club to be. They would exit today if they received a good enough offer but why would anyone invest when the die has been cast with the hierarchy of the league, outside of an absolute miracle of scouting for a consistent 10-15 year period?

Hoodie is a thing of beauty.