Sima

Would have been peak NUFC to concede there.

Offside. Fuck.

MY GOD

How the fuck is a sub allowed to be on the pitch picking a player up?

Pope flat out refusing to catch the ball.

CATCH THE FUCKING BALL

Jorgensen’s busy hands…

Longstaff’s brain breaking down again having to pick a forward pass.

Norwegian death metal?

Pope gives me fucking nightmares on corners.

Joelinton

Fucking hell.

Thought that was in.

YAS

Schar looks half-ready for the glue factory.

Surprised no one has asked this yet.

“Would be a great achievement for Chelsea to get a cup this season” Spent about £1.5bn in the last 2 years. Such underdogs.

We’re going to be fucked after 15 minutes here.

Should score.

If they're close, they'll just get another "exception allowance" like last time.

Big JR in his dressing gown has me creased for some reason.

Should go after Terzic if Howe were to be pushed.

You need fast CBs on the outside of a 3-5-2. Not our oil tankers.

I genuinely think he's slower than Nolan was.

Southgate pls.