Sima

Lots of injuries for Man City please.

Poor Roy hasn't got a chance, has he?

Is it not even for charity?

Fucking hell.

It's ridiculous how much Gareth Bale is built up. No wonder he thinks he's Ronaldo and Messi rolled into one.

"Anton, what's the score?"

Fuck off Terry.

Is Paddy Kenny taking the piss?

No-one closing Bosingwa down there.

Hoddle going on about Bayern. Apparently they are "a good team" and Chelsea "could easily lose the Champions League final" Fucking cage.

Dalglish ridiculously defensive again.

What is this wanksplat gibbering on about?

Obvious Pardew is resting his champagne players Ben Arfa, Cabaye, Simpson.

Ben Arfa off ffs.

Ben Arfa is scoring that last week.

Cisse getting caught offside a lot.

CLEAR IT FFS!

Didn't see Colo grab his foot

Moses kicked Coloccini on the deck there.

Has Harper been released?

Mental.

Now isn't the time Cheick

That should be another yellow ffs.

Shut up Simpson man. Fucking nobhead.