thedudeabides

Hahaha. Brilliant.

Boo hoo, I think I'm going to cry. What a bunch of fannies.

Just been to pick the lad up from school and saw Ben Arfa and some other fella cruising Osborne Road in a black Merc convertible. Absolutely rammed with flap it has to be said.

Fancied a bit of a change from RTG. I thought about registering on skunkers but a black and white version of RTG would have been too much to stomach. Skunkers is about as far away as RTG as you could possibly get, ie no happy clappers, no kids and zero and I mean zero moderation.......anything and everything goes.

Aye Newcastle is lovely. Places like Walker, Byker, Benwell and Heaton are wonderful places, would make me so proud if I lived in those areas. Heaton? Pretty nice actually. Not like you to talk s*** on things you don't have a clue about. Heaton is an utter shithole, used to see a lass from Chillingham Road for about 3 year and it's a not a place I'd want to live. Which end? Not far from the Chillingham Arms, I also had the misfortune to experience the Raby Hotel on a few occasions. An utter shit hole with million pound houses? http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-26983129.html Aye. righto.

Indeed. Shepherd pissed away the fantastic opportunity left to him by Hall, milked the club whenever he could and ultimately, it is his debt we are paying for now. But hey, he's a Geordie. Ashley is still a cunt mind, but the club was in decline long before he turned up.

Boo hoo you spoiled child. They say it takes a bigger man to walk away. Dont see why anyone should be abused for not wanting to let Ashley rub s*** in his face each week under the pretence of 'supporting the team' In my day, being a supporter meant sticking by the club through thick and thin, not hoying my toys out the pram if we don't sign the players that we want. It's frustrating at the minute but until he sells up or decides he's had enough and f***s off, we're stuck with him. This is a walk in the park compared to the late 70's and 80's. We have no proof he will walk away even after his debts are paid though, a regular profit and obidient fans willing to blindly turn up whatever he does could persuade him to stay and make a lot of money(crazy notion for a businessman i know) The idea people are sick over a signing is utter nonesense anyway unless you have been living on Mars for 4 years you will be aware of the continual impact this arsewipe has on us. Kudos on you digging in as a better fan but there comes a time when the cost of financially supporting isnt justified, mine is when that money doesnt even affect the playing squad. Unless you're a global brand or can charge sky high admission prices (ie being in London), it's virtually impossible to make the sort of money that would make running a football club worthwhile. He's a chancer and bought us to turn a quick profit but got his lumbered with us when a) he didn't realise the extent of the debt and b) the arse fell out of the financial market. I know people who were involved when the club was last on the market and if he gets his money back, he's off believe you me.

Boo hoo you spoiled child. They say it takes a bigger man to walk away. Dont see why anyone should be abused for not wanting to let Ashley rub s*** in his face each week under the pretence of 'supporting the team' In my day, being a supporter meant sticking by the club through thick and thin, not hoying my toys out the pram if we don't sign the players that we want. It's frustrating at the minute but until he sells up or decides he's had enough and f***s off, we're stuck with him. This is a walk in the park compared to the late 70's and 80's.

Boo hoo you spoiled child.

2/10 Not bringing in even a loan stiker is unforgiveable. Complete and utter fucking shambles.

Great isn't it.

Well, fancy that. Fucking amateurs.

When a bid has been accepted? David Craig received a phone call from the Twente president confirming that a bid from us has been accepted. Aye, of course he did.

Does anyone actually believe this Ruiz ruse?

One good season in four and has been nothing but bother since he's been here, good riddance to the self-opinionated arsehole. Although, the squad is undoubtedly weaker for him leaving.

Utter shit whenever I've seen him. A young Pancrate.

Hatem B Alsa.

Excellent decision, for once. Chuffed to bits for the player.

Rumours that the new stand was designed to look like Steve McClaren's teeth are wide of the mark.

David O'Nugent.

Lord knows why they've signed Westwood, he's not a patch on Gordon IMHO.

Canny. *coughs* http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,76945.msg3027584.html#msg3027584

I'd sell him for another glimpse of Jenny Agutter's tits tbf.

Looks like we pipped Liverpool to his signature by offering him a better deal. You've got to say, we've done some marvelous Marveaux haggling.

Excellent work by Alain Depardew.