Kanj

Bring him back.

Hope Colback gets hurt in the warm-up. (can't believe I'm now thinking like that)

Nice in 3rd man, what a fucking year they've had. What has happened to OM, Lyon, and Lille?

Thauvin, Gouffran, Obertan, and 6 mil. we'll always pay their wages.

My word, that gif he fucking took the piss out of 4 players man.

Feel like Shelvey will do really well here, I think he's going to relish playing at St James Park and will have a point to prove.

he probably wakes up every morning why the fuck he joined us was captain of Ajax and won the title and came here for some cash, tons of injuries, and a perma-bench spot.

Prob can't wear contacts so he's blind until he recovers jesus what a nightmare for him

Siem back to Ajax to go re-take his role as captain?

Think this has more to do with him being done here and wanting out, no?

All your worse fears are probably right.

buy good players for positions we need ? Indykalia absolute bellend that account

25 million of that is on failed Ben Arfa replacements

B/c GB has seen so much of him he's able to fully analyze Florian

LB, Striker, Winger now. pls.

Cabella #10, Thauvin RW. Wonderful.

Only thing I can say for Lascalles is he's always yelling at everyone around him when he's playing,

Every time Thauvin gets caught in possession McClaren looks like he's going into cardiac arrest. He's just too cautious to back such a player, he'd probably rather start with Gouffran on the left wing. Safe and will track back. Even though Jacky boy loses the ball, dives in the box, gets a yellow every f***ing game but is immune to any criticism by the management for some reason I wouldn't say Jacky loses the ball much though. Just watches the game as a spectator for the most part. Feel like every single match he's caught in possession doing some stupid fucking turn and they're off on a counter

Don't bite man, don't. Waste of time.

Every time Thauvin gets caught in possession McClaren looks like he's going into cardiac arrest. He's just too cautious to back such a player, he'd probably rather start with Gouffran on the left wing. Safe and will track back. Even though Jacky boy loses the ball, dives in the box, gets a yellow every fucking game but is immune to any criticism by the management for some reason

Ah man, would love Rudi Garcia here.

IMO, thinking on it - Cabella actually didn't do too bad here, there were times last season in our rock bottom shit-ness he was actually our biggest threat and did well on that LW, would have actually linked quite well with Gini and Mitro IMO. But alas, he's got the clause activated and not coming back. I still would like us to sign a real top class left or right winger though, a proper attacking threat from the wide area(s) who the fans can get behind. So much at Carver, Pardew, Charnely, and ultimately Carr (who was here and should/could, and maybe he did? but failed, but should have fought and been vocal about it) for kicking out HBA.

Correct, 100%. I'd honestly sign Redmond over Townsend man, ffs.

Andros Townsend to replace Thauvin then?