Kanji

defender put the game in disrepute

He'll be on the way up to Newcastle, take a detour to some other club, play FIFA with their chairman and sign for them.

Can't compete with the likes of Crystal Palace Quite ironic that Pardew hammerer that line of thought in us for years, and it's worked with so many. On the basis that nothing good ever happens to us I don't believe Remy will come here. In fact, he'll be a tease before sacking us off for some other club again. Will go to like Leicester or something.

Nothing beats her. Fack typo, sorry

Fucking Carr, for all the scouting he's done should lean over and get the fuck out for not fighting tooth and nail to make sure Hatem stayed at all costs, old cunt.

Reckon it would have been his best I HATE PARDEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Jesus fucking Christ that could have been better than his other girl he scored ffs.

What do kids under the age of 10-12 in the city of Newcastle think of Newcastle United? Do they care? Do they dream of wearing the #9 shirt or miss Hatem? Or do they care about other things, different sports, or follow the top teams? Does the shiteness of Newcastle and Sunderland in the PL hamper the development or interest of young kids in playing football? Or is outside of that realm?

I've modified it in terms of #7 and #10 are you best 2 midfielders, preferably one is the all-around (Lee, Jenas, Dyer) and the 10 is maestro (Beardsley, HBA). For #11 I'd say he's more of a LW (Giggs) or the 2nd best striker in the team (Ferdinand). For #8 I think of a striker, attacking midfielder or something like that too. Feel like 7,8,10,11 are all your attacker/numbers capable of being strikers, wingers, or your all-around box to box (See Lee in his prime and not Sissoko) 9 being your main out and out CF of course.

I'd love Loic back, like, he fucked us about no doubt but he's a proven goalscorer in this league.

Rory Smith, don't fuck with the legend.

Agreed. Cruyff and Henry #14. 16,17,18,20 has to be an up & coming strikers/attackers. Aye, and Dave Ginola. Was trying to not state the Newcastle based ones to add further validity. 8 is always a centre midfielder and 11/7 always left/right wing IMO Nah it goes both ways IMO, Ribery was LW who wore 7, Ronaldo played LW and wore 7. Robben wore 11 at Real as a RW.

Chillingly possible. Exactly what could happen, the brothers will play together and absolutely tear it up and have a decent CL run too. Talk all the crap about that league you want, but Luuk fucking bosses it over there

Must have forgotten that hiring the right people = more success = more money. But the business he made his bread from seems to be idiot proof cheap shit that people gobble up.

Renovate the fucking ground

Agreed. Cruyff and Henry #14. 16,17,18,20 has to be an up & coming strikers/attackers.

I think most clubs are turbo-s*** in the bottom 6-8 places. We've dropped so many f***ing points that could and should have been solved by the proper CB and CF purchases. Southampton (H), Chelsea (H), Stoke (H), Villa (H), should have all been 3 points each (+12 points) and Everton + Arsenal should have been at least 1 point each (+2 points total). So for the sake of the give or take and luck of the ball - lets just say between 8 and 10 points more. That's 25 to 27 points or 13th to 11th. I'm not even going to list the Sunderland (A) or Arsenal (H) matches with the red cards that sealed our fates. Our transfer policy coupled with our manager, very simple reason why we've made our bed to be laying in the bottom 3 spots.

How many pet hates are you listing? Sentence 1 = Just do the fucking math.

1. Keeper 2. RB 3. LB 4. DM 5. CB 6. CB 7. RW/LW 8. Second Forward/LW/RW/CM 9. CF 10. Best Midfielder/Playmaker 11. CF 2/LW/RW IMO.

hope he chokes on his dinner tonight

Collective fan groups need to step up and band together....we're doomed unless we sign a shed load of players. So we know we'll monitor the shit out of some targets and not make any signings, so the curtain needs to be pulled and people need to wake the fuck up.

Yep. Staggering how few people actually realise this, or at least seem to On the plus side, if we get relegated, which we will if we don't make changes this month, it will be good to see Charnley sacked and booted out of the club. Best we can hope from relegation is the amount of money from the new TV Deal lost to have angered Ashley so much he croaks and doesn't wake up.

Fighting over players with Sunderland, man, ffs.

Just needs to continue to develop outside of our shit-show of a club and hopefully he can make the step up to whatever league we end up playing in next season.