Kanj

Real Pardew v Fake/Fat Pardew. It was a thoroughly garbage match all around. Glad Pardew relied on a bit of magic again to save him.

Already explained this; mad shagging. Happened to you few times then?

How does one get a collapsed lung?

He has literally the most legit attitude from a player we've signed in a long time. I'm gutted for him and for us. I was excited to see him play and see him do his thing. He's an incredible leader and he fucking cares about football. We really went from finally getting rid of Pardew, getting paid for it, flirting with top candidates to Carver and more injuries. So lame man.

Jesus he's not even looking at the numbers.

This club is the biggest buzz kill in sports

Owned

We have none. I'll not really care as much until Carver goes (if he does), and we hire the right man to take us forward. Assuming none of that happens, I'll always love this club as I remember it, N-O, and the people I've met and can call friends off here. Ashley will one day go, and hopefully we get a new owner who is worthy of our support.

His backwards passes are infuriating though, b/c many times he does have time to turn into space or play it sooner. He somehow thinks going back to the CBs or Krul is the best and safest option when someone like Anita will turn it up field and play it forward with pace and intelligence.

he's still one of our best players and best signings. had some shit games recently, happens to everyone. Needs to step up tomorrow.

Agreed.

Maybe it's the hangover talking but I somehow like Colback now. Maybe I'm drunk.

Kaka and Hatem >>>>>

NOOOO

people get bored, so they suggest or post crap. don't think too much of it.

Hope he wins and they mention his towering height

Lad has been Ponsaeley'd

His height is 6'3

Remy Cabeja

To Harry: thanks for stealing Loic from us, then wasting about with him, then loaning him to us, then being a cunt, and then basically us losing Loic for good. Appreciate that partna.

In a perfect world you have Ayoze, De Jong, and Cabella in an interchangble front 3 in advanced positions finding space and time to either feed eachother or Cisse. Moussa showed some really good positional discipline v Hull ( i know it was Hull ). And I think he's got that in his locker. When he breaks forward on the counter, we have Abeid holding back who has the pace and strength to cover if we get overexposed. ( i hope)

An on-form Aarons + Cabella + De Jong would be perfect ammo for Perez and Cisse.

MLS fans are a weird bunch, and the Orlando fans are no different. But let me tell you, they are hilariously excitable people, they'd (we'd) make Hatem feel right at home. I'd figure out a way to hang out with him.

I also told him that Kaka and Hatem on same pitch would be gty'd madness in stands, packed house, everyone would love the crazy guy and we'd win the title.