geordiedean

Can't Joe doesn't do Sundays not even for double bubble

Julian Speroni didn't have one either the other week for some reason

You're joking as it is we will be battling with Palace and Hull to avoid the wooden spoon

Why not watch on SKY then

Are you crying? Not quite but this club can drive a man to drink

This is just not going to happen now 4 days left and we are pissing around doin nothing.........this fucking club

Completely agree there's no way I believe that Gomis would score more goals for us than say a Charlie Austin or a Jordan Rhodes or even Troy Deeney at a push

Really sad to see Billy McNeil in that way.....the only guy to hold the honour of taking 2 teams down from the top division in the same season

Like anything in life you have to pay the going rate if you want to buy it....I don't go into PC world and say I'd like an iPad please but I only want to pay a quarter of what it's worth....end result I'd leave empty handed Every other club is paying what they need to to get the playing staff they need we are such a penny pinching tight arse club I mean what is the point in offering these paltry amounts that we do for players it just makes us look a complete embarrassment and a total cowboy outfit

got to be a WUM this hasn't it??.....Brazilian Ronaldo was the best striker in the world by a country mile at the time and there were some decent strikers about at that time

Could be Gameiro

Ranger scores for Swindon

Alan Smith nearly makes it 2-0 how funny would that have been

Why we dont we go for Adebayor or Defoe is beyond me

That was like watching a Borat sketch

We have scored 4 goals since 30th March 2 of them being gifts from Jose Bosingwa.... We are a club that is shot and lost the ability to win games We will be down by Easter IMHO

2 of them came against QPR....courtesy of gifts by bosingwa

He should have been sacked 3 or 4 times over already 1 Presiding over the biggest derby defeat for over 30 years 2 Presiding over the biggest home defeat for nearly 90 years 3 Constantly insinuating we are a small time club 4 Having the audacity to pick Shola who is by far one of the worst strikers to have played in the premier league 5 Making us a team that rolls over and dies and takes a spanking away from home on a regular basis....arsenal,man united,tottenham,Norwich and fulham to name a few

I don't even think that's a gimme I honestly think that at this stage we are the worst team in the league by a considerable distance.....no goals last 4 home games....1 shot on target in 2 games...no clue no bite no fight nothing The only way we will stay up is if pardew is gone

4 home games without a goal now...away record will always be atrocious no creativity no goals no chances....nothing Face it anyone who thinks other than a 10 here is deluded We are going down this season with a whimper I cannot see us winning 5 games all season with this bunch of idiots

A fair way I'd say Keegan Robson Mcfaul Jim smith Arthur cox Bill mcgarry Joe Harvey Struggling after that

I'm dead excited to be fair. I think we're all being to bloody negative, we're playing West Ham not Barcelona. We should look like Barcelona compared to them. In theory anyway. Why should we? west ham are a well drilled disciplined side with a physical side to them ....whereas we are a weak as piss half hearted bunch of mercenary individuals who play as if they have never seen each other before, and with a manager who's just a puppet and has no clue how to set up a team to be creative score goals and not concede This has defeat written all over it 0-3 ......I'd be amazed if we score tbh

Why is it we have so much difficulty in conducting a transfer when no other team has these difficulties is beyond me You would think questions would be asked by senior management. If in any other business you were failing in reaching or meeting targets serious questions would be asked as to why

Another one bites the dust....enter the gameplan On a serious note this now means we will sign nobody...JFK throughout all his bullshit spouting has failed miserably. When he arrived he said he'd make us a better team he has done absolutely nothing to back that up . We are heading to the championship with a paltry amount of points Well done you senile old cunt.....my only hope now is some sort of Matthew Harding incident with JFK , Pardew and Ashle aboard

? @milesstarforth: Alan Pardew confirmed he met Mike Ashley in France. He said: 'It was for us to get ourselves a gameplan for final week of window.' #nufc Does this club become any more of a circus??? Our manager fles to France for a gameplan with the owner a week before window closes. what the fuck have the been doing since may??. In the meantime all 19 other teams in the league have conducted business or set in motion transfers. These fucking idiots running this club will ruin it...if we go in without 2-3 new faces come January we will be well adrift a rudderless ship hurtling to the sky bet leagues It's so depressing following this fucking abomination of a football club at times