La Parka

I'd like some English players, but I know it won't happen. Well apart from Carrol. Tom Ince, Harry Maguire, Will Hughes. I can dream lol.

Clarke, Martinez, Poyet or long shot Nigel Pearson.

Dortmund!

Pretty close. Veron is probably not far behind it though lol. At least money was recouped. Who is going to pay anywhere close to £50m for Fred Torres, League 2 hoofer? True, Alberto Aquilani was also a shocker for Liverpool lol.

Pretty close. Veron is probably not far behind it though lol. Andriy Shevchenko?

Wank

Not seen holtby do owt!

Someone make a gif plz

Fucking hell comical!

Parker

Could do with taking off Huddlestone and bringing on Dempsey if he's fit.. Not enough creativity in that middle 3.

Kyle Walkers hair wtf. Looks like Frankenstein..

Keeper did pretty awful there too.

Nice move!

Shinroller Loris has been fair shit so far.. Hate Keepers who punch...

Led pipe I guess.

Ta. Interesting also.

Is Luiz in DM?

Spurs' midfield is all a bit same-y though. Holtby, Parker and Huddlestone really close together and getting in eachothers way...

"He's been useless" Vintage FIFA goal.

What a finish

http://i43.tinypic.com/531o2e.jpg Hmm.

Pardew is managing like Souey, strikers on the wings ffs.

Zola!

If we can survive 10 mins we might be ok