La Parka

Premier League Winners: Liverpool Runners Up: Chelsea 3rd-6th: Arsenal Man City Spuds Relegation: Sunderland, Burnley, Leeds Overachievers: Everton Underperformers: West Ham Top Goal Scorer: Haaland Break Out Year: Miley Season to Forget: Tel PFA Player of the Year: Virgil PFA Young Player of the Year: Wirtz Manager of the Year: Maresca First manager to quit/be sacked: Farke Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer: Barnes Top Assister: Elanga Season to forget: Isak How will we fare in the Champions League: Last 16 FA Cup: Liverpool League Cup: Man City

Shola II Nice lad, want him to do well. Feel like he will have moments but never consistent.

Bobby Clark coming home would be great tbh. Hope it happens.

Let's be honest - were built on unity. He's broke that trust.

Id imagine our Brazilian contingent will not appreciate the slight on their second home.

Get the Eddie training quote on a flag.

Agree on this.

Who's laughing now 🤣 @Dr Venkman

Fucking beautiful that. Get in the sea Isak lad.

Retrain as striker... Problem solved.

He's Patrick bamford.

He is the chosen one

Wakey and Rail have another banger - 3-3. Feeling good about rail this season. Could challenge promotion.

Sick. Nice one random Slovenian newspaper 🗞️

Surprised it is so ad heavy. But that's modern life. My bad.

It's their equivalent of the chron 😂

Only wanted Newcastle!

Sign sesko, give him the 9 and relegate Isak to the bench to humble him.

Holy shit. If this happens it's a fucking huge statement.

Get fucking in.

Hope his career trajectory mirrors that of our last want away striker to Liverpool.

Get him in the reserves for 3 years.

If this is a return to shithouse FC I'm all for it.

I can be convinced. All the missed 1v1s.... Makes you think...